Judge — January 15, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Does he know many women?” “Why, the twentieth name on his telephone list is Alice Adams.” —U. of Wash. Columns al The man who used to treat the gang has just die The boys have inscribed on his tombstone, “This is on me.” —Cineinnati Cynic rer “How do you like philosophy?” . say, I may be just a poor working girl—” —Vanderbilt Masquerader sae “T live in New Jersey.” “And on which side did you testify in the Hall-Mills case?” —C.C.N.Y. Mercury tae Pear—What have you got that scarecrow in your closet for? Extract—To keep you birds out of my corn, —Rice Owl sae Tf all the New Year’s resolutions were placed end to end they would be broken. —Minnesota § Buack—Who are you there? Tan—A college boy. “Is he stewed yet?” —Wasuincton Dirce cooking Jane—You neck just like your brother. Jack—So your sister was telling me. ~—Penn State Froth Sas “That's me all over,” said the workman as he dropped the dyna- mite. — Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern “TI bet I can tell what sorority those girls are in.” ‘How?’ “By the shape of their pins.” N.Y. U. Mepiey ee & = BAly Gephenron hardest TeacHER—What is the thing to learn about farming? Srupent—Getting up at 5 a. M. —M. 1. T. Voo Doo sae Guide (to tour party of the Ford plant)—Do you know what would happen if that man on the right side ever missed a day at work? Interested — Onlooker—No, what would happen? “2,261 Fords would go out of the factory without springs.” mister, that fella’s been sick a lot, ain’t he? —Minnesota Ski-U-Mah Prof—Name a collective noun. Stude—Ash can. | —Stanford Chaparral sae The professor was trying to dem- onstrate a simple experiment in the generation of steam. “What have I in my hand?” he asked. “A tin can,” came the answer. “Very true. Is the or an inanimate objec “Inanimate.” an animate tly. Now can anyone tell me how, with this can, it is possible to generate a surprising amount of speed and power almost beyond control?” One student “Well, Smit “Tie it to a dog’s tail.” aised his hand. Towa Green Gander “Who beat?” “We did.” “Oh! Peachie comicbooks.com