Judge — January 15, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Hear about the Scotchman who just went insane?” *‘No, what was the matter?” “He bought a score card at the game and neither team scored.” —OreEGoN Wes Foor Rael An appraiser who had been sent to inventory the contents of a house found a bottle of w y on a table. His next entries read: “One bottle of Scotch, empty. One revolving table.” —Lehigh Burr sae tense of “What is the past “Mar , “Divorce.” —Utah Humbug PIP He—Can you change $5? Second He—Yeh, got a pair of dice? —Vanderbilt Masquerader “You're taking a business course?” “Yep! I am learning the touch system.” “Typewriting, heh?” “No! The loans and game.” —Jouns Hopkins Biack & BtueJay mortgage “Do you mean to tell me that you have lived here ten years and cannot tell me the quickest way to the sta- tion?” “T’ve been a taxi driver all those years.”” —Notre Dame Juggler “He’s a Butter-and-Egg Man from the West, isn’t he?” “No, he’s a coke-and-soot man from Pittsburgh.” —C. C. N. Y. Mercury att I’m going to quit the hold-up game; T'll hang around the joints no more, And with a sigh and gasping cry The garter stretched out on the floor. —Penn Punch Bowl sas He—Is that girl a prude? Him—I'llsay. She's such a prude that when she dines out she orders bosom instead of breast of chicken. —Penn Punch Bowl Mr. Webster in his Famous book Says that a dumb Waiter Is an elevator For carrying dishes He is Wrong A dumb waiter Isa Guy that Asks a girl For A kiss, and then Waits for it. —Alabama Rammer Jammer re “J get all in of late.” “Do you get in late a lot?” “No, but I get a lot in late.” —Yale Record se “T hear our old friend Pablo is permanently located at last?” “Did he get a job?” “No, he died.” —North Carolina Buccaneer ere It is reported that the students at the Dorm. have reached the pinochle of success. —Cineinnati Cynic First Tenor—Praise God from whom all blessings flow. Seconp Tenor—Shut there’s a Prohibition officer. —Nortu Carouina Buccan up, fool, comicbooks.com