Judge — January 1, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 11) space I simply must print the fol- lowing lette - “Dear Junior—I note with joy an inquiry from one of your customers for a champagne cocktail. Take a tall slender glass, one for each customer and put on ice about 5 p.m. Take any room in the house with a nice large clos: and place in it two card tables and at least ten chairs. Take a quart of Gordon Rouge, Louis Roderer or Charles Heidseck for each two guests and chill. Sprinkle the closet with one jigger Nuit de Noel, one jigger Hudnut Violet and two jiggers of Florida water. Now go to the phone and invite the following around— Gene Tunney, Edna St. Vincent Milay, Mrs. h, Scott Fitzgerald, a sporty ator, a French cop, the two prettiest girls in Westover, Fanny Ward, the last man tapped for Bones, Bill Snead, you and me. Now go some place and hire a short | Frenchman of about one hundred Solution of Last Week's Puzzle Society Matron—Evelyn who is this strange man I find kissing you? Evelyn—Why Mothah, deah, this is fathah. and seventy pounds, give him a soiled apron and a soiled napkin. As your guests arrive take them up to the closet and seat them. Every- one must smoke and talk very loudly. Have your waiter pause in the door- and you say, ‘Gargon-beaucoup- de-champagne-cocktail-toute la table s'il vous plaft tout de suit.’ After you have given this order four times the waiter will appear and say “Champagne cocktails for all, yeszir! ad lib, alcoholically, as long as it holds out. That, young fella, is a Champagne cocktail at the Ritz!” Jaddock. Gu surid Details The railway supervisor of a West- ern line received the following note from one of his foremen: “T am sending in the accident re- port on Casey’s foot when he struck it with the spike maul. Now, under ‘Remarks,’ do you want mine or do you want Casey’s?” —Everybody’s ate At a recent function, a flashlight for the purpose of taking a photo- graph alarmed some of the guests. Usually, of course, it is the photo- graph that is so terrifying. —Humorist Fat “An’ when Mrs. Grubbs sez you wasn’t no lidy, wot did yer say?” “TI sez, ‘Two negatives means a infirmary,’ and knocked ’er down.” —Tit-Bits Gwe Meistersinger CONE TNEISE the conventional type of radio aker Fower Meistersinger serves a Incorporating many scientific feat in Tower, the Meistersinger c quality reproduction with rare See and Hear It. At Le Tower Mrc. Co., Bost eauty 1g Dealers. N, Mass. Glass Ginger Quickly Relieved A co a _cold, a dry, Gafritated Throat / s Gi throat—d y lubricates the voice THEY’RE BAKED OLD FASHION ED SLIPPERY ELM LOZENGES FACIAL ERUPTIONS . unsightly and annoying --im proved by one application of Resinol comicbooks.com