Judge — December 11, 1926 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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“My God, Smith, what’s happened to you? Come, I'll take you home.” “For th’ lova Mike don’t, I've | { g just come from there!” —Meggendorfer Blactter away and the mice don’t bother me. | since I learned to ignore them. | Yours for a very marry Christmas, | Rath. Roberts Wretched Salt Sea Soap This ain't no recommend, so you needn't get all sot up from gettin’ a letter off of me. Me and my old man and all of our kids is all hard- working bozos and we don’t stand for no soft soap from nobody. Last Christmas, come Next New though, little Willie’s school- teacher, he’s the youngest and ain't working yet, except a paper rowt after school and tendin’ a movin’ | picture machine evenings and helpin’ the baggage man on Saturdays and_ | in Kelly’s Pool Room chalkin’ cues on Sundays,—he ain’t much good financially yet but we got hopes of him workin’ when he grows up. Well anyhow, quit interruptin’ me, will you? Willie’s teacher, she sent us some of your Roberts’ | Wretched Salt Sea Soap, which is | said on the wrapper was good for re- movin’ dirt, stains, pimples, pro- | trudin’ teeth, and appendixes from | man, women and other beast But what I want to say is, it’s all a darn lie because I smeared some on Willie before he goes to school one morning, just to let his teacher s towhat soap is for, | y stuff just stuck there and didn’t do a darn thing. It didn’t even take the dirt offen Wil- nothin’ of the dirt on Willie h Hopin’ you are the same, you big Stiff, A Thankful Mother. Richard 8, Wallace Green_grows the grass Over William Odovd: He was thrown out the window, For sleeping out loud! ba neirabalQstthT evden rua, nile te pays $5 10r €0ch one print othe chloe for Men $6 038 All Good Values A high grade Blucher Oxford $7.50 OccasIonaLLy, a shoe is designed which in quality and style so obviously outclasses its price as to stand practically alone. Such a shoe is this W. L. Douglas black calfskin blucher oxford at $7.50. ~~ It is cut from top-grade, full-grain calfskins, has calf-lined quarter and Winter-weight oak-tanned sole. Semi-soft French toe and pleated tip add the final touches to its smart appearance. You'll not be disappointed when you choose this shoe or companion shoe in golden brown calfskin. One hundred and twenty W. L. Douglas stores in the principal cities and shoe dealers everywhere are showing the new Fall and Winter styles in W.L. Douglas Shoes for Men, Women and Boys. W.L.DOUGLAS SHOE CO. BROCKTO MASS Plumber (playing Santa Claus)—Now I’ve done it! I’ve been and forgotten the presents! —Passing Show comicbooks.com