Judge — December 11, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Christmas Cold Many folks—even careful, fully- dressed ones—pick up colds in the Christmas shopping crowds, simply because they leave their throats unprotected. Smith Brothers’ cough drops safely protect and gently medi- ’ cate the throat tissues. They quickly soothe irritation, relieve hoarseness, ease and stop the cough. Your whole throat is cooled, cleared, refreshed. Two kinds: S-Bs (licorice) and Menthol (orange box). 5c Keep a box handy always. “The cheapest health insurance in the world.” SMITH BROT COUGH DROPS We call him Rumania; his “queen” went away. Judge pays $5 for each one printed HL “Have you looked at your starter this morning?” Football Enthusiast—Wot’s all the megaphones for? Chorus of Men (lined up for match)—Why, ain’t you ’eard? The ref’s ’ard o” ’earing! —Humorist Judge’s Fairy Tales for Tired Clubmen (Continued from page 10) “So you're back, refuse?” says Reuben, starting to roll up his sle s the soldier, swift poke on that ugly little snoot of yours, only I might spoil your chances of marriage!” t a laugh!” hollers Reuben. Vhy, you little shrimp, P'll knock you for a row of empty gingham s, you lowlife you!” And he the soldier by the ear and him a quick shove in the fire. ait a minute!” yells the soldier just as Reuben starts to walk out of the room. “What is it, hey?” says Reuben. “IT suppose you want coupons too?” “No,” s the soldier. “Only I wish I had a red hot mamma here now. Think of the party we could throw!” And he gave up the ghost. The only point I can find hanging around this one is go ahead and eat raisins if you want iron in your blood, but if you're made out of tin it’s a bad plan to run after fire engines, Perelman nd An English scientist has discov- ered a skull nearly three-quarters of an inch thick in America. There was no need for him to leave this country if that was all he was after. Passing Show sae Friend—How do you tike ’aving a plumber for a ‘usband, Mabel? Young Wife—Well—it’s a bit funny ‘aving to see ’im off twice every mornin’. Manchester Evening News sae Brand—Women are hard to please. Grand—Yes, my wife isn’t even satisfied with the present she bought —Ansuers tae “It’s the good-lookers who are successful,” remarks a writer. Es- pecially on a golf course, where balls are easily lost. —London Opinion Drawing the Line The Bachelor—How we change as we grow older! The Divorcee—Yes, d’'you know, I used to marry men I wouldn't invite to dinner now! The Sketch comicbooks.com