Judge — June 26, 1926 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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———— oe How ORY 1 AM — S$ think it is?” If a neighbor from | = across the hall finally sticks his head through the door and says: “V'd like to tell you what I think it is,” the conductor must reply: “Say, who do you think you are ‘The neigh bor will probably come back with: “Say, we're trying to sleep in our house, and it’s not a question of who I think I am but what you think we are, anyw The conductor then demands: “All right, what are you going to do about it?” If the neigh- bor suggests that he'll come in and show him what he’s going to do about it, he must be reminded of the fact that he hasn't been invited to the party. The contest can then be resumed. Guests, as a rule, do not mind little interruptions of this kind; in fact, they sometimes find them more amusing and exciting The opening chorus. than the games themselves. Entertaining Made Easy Promszer one of the best ways to entertain your guests and get their minds off drinking is to have them play games. Here are a few suggestions in the game line: Goat games: The players all sit around and converse. Sooner or later one of them is bound to re- mark: “So’s your old man!” This player is immediately made the goat. He must stand up in the center of the room for the rest of the evening and answer: *s your old man!” to every question put to him. If another player makes the same re- mark, he too must be a goat and suffer the same penalty. After sev- eral goats have been caught, the rest of the players can slip quietly out of the room and go some place where they can enjoy themselves in peace. Guessing games: A player-piano is needed: for the first of these. A roll is put into it and played. Every- one must try to guess the title of the number and write it on a slip of paper. For the benefit of those whose answers are incorrect, the same roll is played again, and so on through the evening until every- body has obtained the right title. (This is a great game for hosts who only have one roll for their player- pianos.) Every time the music stops, the one conducting the con- test must say: “Well, what do you Here's another guessing game with a catch to it: A fellow stands up and says: “Guess what I have in my pockets.” After all the guests have guessed until they’re blue in the face (noses excepted), the captain (that’s only an honorary title for Because he arrived on the the duration of the game) can put first of the month. his hands in his pockets and say: They call him Bill Judge pays $5 for each one printed ‘NEATH THE GOLDEN MOON! They tell a good one at the expense of Otis Sk of the “weaker sex” asked him of a Saturday, to-morrow, Otis?” “No,” replied the noted musician, “I think I shall stroll down to the beach and look: at the breakers.” “Ha, ha, you mean the Sabbath breakers!” parried the witty girl and Otis winced under the reproof. inner. A young member Are you going to church comicbooks.com