Judge — June 26, 1926 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Why, my hands, of course.” Then the idea is to see who can hit him first. Continued stories: The best story- teller in the group takes six or eight persons with good memeries into another room (one at a time) and tells each one an installment of a thrilling yarn. Then, at a given signal, the players come out and recite their respective installments for the benefit of the remaining guests, if any of the guests are re- maining. To make everything seem more natural, the players should be made up as issues of some popular magazine—one an April issue, an- other a May issue, and so on. (If there is any liquor about the premises it should be hidden during the ren- dition of this number, or else when the time comes several of the in- stallments are liable to be missing.) R. C. O'Brien The costume a man ought to wear when walking with a For Purity “Ts THAT story on ‘The Folly of Sin’ in type?” asked the Great Editor, as his assistant strolled into his sanctum to borrow a cigarette and a match. “It is,” said the assistant, “and the boudoir photographs illustrating it are very nifty indeed.” “Good. How about the interview LIZZIE ()IABELS Body By (Bud) Fisher with Tessie Twinkletoes on ‘How I Keep My Body Beautiful’ ? ” “All set,” answered the assistant. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. ee 5 | RADIO SUPPLIES, STEAM HEATING PLANTS INSTALLED. BoTOHOS Customer—Can I get a prescription filled? CierK—Prescription? What's that? lady in the country, according to the funny pictures “And the pictures that go with it would make a Ben Ali Haggin tab- leau look like a lawn party in the gay nineties.” “Excellent.”. The editor rubbed his hands. “What about the piece by Dr. Ulysses J. Furtif called ‘Little Known Vice That I Have Uncov- ered’? ” “That's ready. All the places he talked about have been out of busi- ness so long that we couldn't get photographs. Had some drawings made by our staff artist. They're up to standard.” “Good, good.” The editor beamed. “And the article by our beauty specialist—‘Hips That Pass in the Night’—is complete?” “Right,” replied the assistant, “and illustrated with some quite presentable close-ups.” “And there are plenty of photo- graphs of — ah — athletic young women throughout the issue?” “You bet. Every one of them makes a bathing beauty look as overdressed as a cabaret doorman in December.” The Great Editor leaned back in his chair and sighed happily. “Then,” said he, “as soon as I finish my editorial on ‘Innocence’ we can go to press.” Sterling Patterson comicbooks.com