Judge, 1926-03-27 · page 27 of 36
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Policeman (to lady who has caused all the damage)—Nz Lady—Prudence. The Gentle Art of Making a Living M s. MALADY was very tired and her head ached so she had a masseuse come in to massage her. The masseuse was tired also and her head ached, but she felt’ she had to go for she had her living to make. Mrs. Malady wore only the most expensive lingerie. Twila, the little shopgirl who sold it, loved it, but never had all of it she wanted for she had her living to make. The real estate agent sold Mrs. Malady a beautiful house. He lived in a small house himself, but he made his living by selling big estates. The car salesman also sold Mrs. Malady the kind of a high-powered car he wanted himself, but never ex- Captain of Village Fire Brigade—Eight pints o” beer, ma, i —Humorist pected to get for he had his living to make. All of Mrs. Malady’s servants did her bidding for she paid good wages and they had their living to make. Fleurette adored furs and high- priced gowns and wore them every day, She was a manikin and had a living to make so she posed for Mrs. Malady and her kind. Mrs. Malac beauty specialists, her physician, even her butcher and grocer, catered to her for they all had their living to make. Mrs. Malady really despised the whole game and did not think any too highly of Mr. Malady, but she went through with it. You see Mrs. Malady had her living to make too. Katherine Negley hair dressers, her ” do ye mind bein’ a bit quick as we be on our way to a fire. —Passing Show Our Edited exclusively for those who are occasionally afflict. ed with headaches. They are our best people, the ones with the superiority complex. Edited by HENRY HEADACHE The cost of living is high, but it’s worth it, times you F price with a dache—but ni 1 Yes, it’s stupid to suffer with a pain in the noble bean, when you can get rid of it (the pain, not the n.b.) easily and even pleasa Just a few minutes, and your head- ache is replaced with the wonderful feeling that life is mighty nice after all. Lotsa pep ’n everything. Compare that with how you've felt after shocking your system with a potent drug. Druggists have been selling Kohler- Antidote since ’way back in the Mothersill’s prevents _ exhaustion, nausea, dizziness and faintness of Train Travel. Journey by Sea, Train, Auto, Car or Air in Health and Comfort. 3 75c. & $1.50.at Drug Stores or diret The Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd At Leading Dealers KEMP'S BALSAM | FOR THAT COUGH! comicbooks.com