Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Sample Those Kisses! BILLIE had very red hair that curled most enthusiastically. Her lips were painted with an orange colored paste and each sepa h_was reinforced with a coating of 1 caro. She wore a yellow pleated skirt which immed the tops of her rolled stockings, The white silk sweater was an awfully tight fit, and one got the idea that Billie wanted it to be an awfully tight fit. Tony was that gray-eyed, sleek-haired sort who thinks Coolidge is a total loss because he's never up at the dance hall on Saturday nights. Tony was good-looking and young. Most peo- ple liked him, but he was the kind who wouldn't do right by our Nell—it was stamped all over him. These two looked at each other and smiled. Tony asked where she hung out, who her gang and if any- ad ever told her she was some baby Billie answered all his questions satisfactoril Twenty minutes later, Ton; as sitting with Billie on a bench where Ri ide Drive gives up and dwindles into Broadway. She was taking puffs from Tony's arette now and then, and he was living entirely in the future as far as she was concerned. aaa When a girl has come-on eyes and a broadminded way, what young man will pass up a chance to sample her kisses and find out if the product lives up (0 the advertising? You'll enjoy reading “She's Wonderful!” by Vina Delmar in the current SNappy Stories. Now on oe newsstands—20 cents. LESSONS mms ‘You can bag disgrace = ou and play Buescher Saxophone ‘We give 3 free lessons with each new instrument. They start you. Teach yourself. It's great fun practicing, ‘because you learn so quickly. Even though you have failed with some other instrument, you ean learn the Buescher And it wil make you the most popular person in your yet. 6 days’ free trial in your ‘own home, any instrument. No obligation. terms Wf'you decide to buy. Send now for beautiful free lit- ‘erature. A portal brings liberal proposition. Address: Buescher Band Instrument Co. 1169 Buescher Block Elichart, Indians Glass Ginger Ale with tablespoonful Abbott's Bitters delightful tonic an table. Bamite bitters by mail stamps. C. Abbott & Co., Baltimore. Ma. 30 eye Aart Trial only 88 ii has ae toda: for bieyele catalog and marvelous offers. pore ‘a mont y MEAD Cycle Co., Dept. L-174 . CHICAGO Will it come to this? The Diary of a Dub ON DAY —I certainly am luck, To-day a millionaire who w temporarily embarrassed for funds stopped me. He has to sell the family jewels or starve. So I pur- chased a big diamond from him for only $25. Tuesday—When I showed the boys at the office my big diamond they laughed, but I could see it was because they were jealous. Wednesday—I went to Tiffany's to-day to get another diamond to match mine so I can have two made into a ring. The diamond expert there said they didn’t have one like it, but that I might be able to get it matched at Woolworth’s. Thursday—I_ couldn't find any diamond merchant named Wool- worth, But I met a man who offered me a chance to get in on some oil stock the Rockefellers are anxious to buy up. So I am going to borrow a few thousand on my diamond to-morrow and clean up a couple million. —Lonpon Maw. Friday—Well, I took my diamond into a pawn shop and asked the Uncle how much he would let me have on it. He pulled out a dime and asked me to give him a nickel change. Then we both laughed heartily because I realized that he thought I was only kidding about soaking such a rare gem. Saturday—I_ haven't a diamond any more. While I was showiig it to one of the girls at the boarding house this morning it fell into my glass of water and dissolved, just like the rich pearls that Cleopatra used to put in her. wine! Well, anyway, I can always cherish the sacred memory of having once owned a jewel more priceless than rubies. Chet Johnson “That'll bemoan T want.” comicbooks.com