Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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§ 627 West 43d Street, New York, N. Y. I want JupcE for myself. I have checked below the offer I accept Herewith is $1.00 (check, cash, stamps, money-order) for 10 weeks of JuDcE. Herewith is $2.00 (check, cash, money-order) for 21 weeks of Jupce. Herewith find $5.00 (check, cash, money-order) for one year's sub- scription to JUDGE. g Name ... © Address. ' @ City.... FOR YOURSELF Notice to Judge Contributors '(O MANUSCRIPTS will be returned un- less accompanied by stamped and ad- dressed return envelope, and owing to the thousands of contributions sent into this office each week, it is impossible to enter into personal correspondence regarding them. Do not enclose postage for Funnybones, Epilaughs, Lizzie Labels or Krazy Kracks, as they will not be returned. $5 will be paid for each one printed if it has not previously been received. In cases of duplication, the first one re- ceived will be accepted. For prompt attention address manuscripts, in separate envelopes, to the following de- partments: Manuscripts—Literary Editor of Juoce, Funnybones—Funnybone Editor of Juoce, Epilaughs—Epilaugh Editor of Juoce, Crossword __Puzzles—Crossword Puzzle Editor of Juoce, Lizzie Labels—Lizzie Label Editor of Juoce. 627 West 43d Street, New York City PISO’S forcoughs Quick Relief! A pleasant effective syrup 35c and 60c sizes. And externally, use PISO'S Throat and Chest Salve,35c SAIN JRRITATIONS, healing doctors prescribe Resinol . Aas \\ AY When Greek Meets Greek T= large hall was filled with eager Italian, Scandinavian, German, Russian and American students. Be- fore them, on the platform, stood the instructor. “Boys, repeat three times after me everything I say,” he announced. “First we'll have the proper way to say roastlamb. Ready: Rust Lem!” “Rust Lem, rust lem, rust lem,” echoed the class in deep, bass tones. “Now the way to say roast veal and a cup of coffee: Rust weal and scupscawfee!” “Rust weal an’ scupscawfee,” thundered the students three times. “Next the proper way to say apple pie, peach pie and strawberry pie: Oppala pie, pitcha pie an’ strom- berry pie!” —Passing Show “Oppala pie, pitcha pie an’ strom- berry pie!” roared the class. “And here's the last one: Cup of custard and raisin cake: Scupscosted an’ resan kek!” “Scupscosted an’ resan_ kek!” “Very good, boys,” announced the teacher, “You are now full-fledged i pstaurant Greeks. As y nd employment im- mediately in alleged Greek restau- rants. Thus you will carry out the beloved tradition of Greek restaurant phonetics and will keep alive this beautiful mother tongue.” So saying, Professor McSweeney picked up his derby and left, while Tony, Beppo, Fritz, Adolph, Mike and Abie, G.G. (Graduate Greeks) set forth to meet their culinary brethren. Hugh Wood comicbooks.com