Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Fourth Citizen—Buddy, you said a mouthful! All—Go on, Mark ol’ kid, you’re hitting on all Antony—The evil that men do lives after them: the good is oft in- terred with their bones; so let it be with Caesar. And before I go on, Caesar's death reminds me of the old story about two Irishmen, Pat and Ever hear this on Let’s have it, Mark! y: I heard this one at the | St. Louis Exposition in 1904, but I don’t think it’s been told lately. Anyway were working together in a quarry and Pat was killed by a blast. They started up the hill from the quarry with the body, and the foreman sent i d to notify Pat's wife. didn’t know just how to break the news gently to Mrs. O’Harrigan, but he knocked on the door, A woman came to the door and asked what was wanted? Sure you’ve never heard this one, fellows? All—Go a Antony- ll, Mike burst right out: “Is this the Widow O’Harri- gan?” And she said: “O’Harrigan is me name, but I’m no widow!” and Mike says right away without think- ing: “T’hell yez ain't! Just wait til yez see what they’re bringing up the hill.” (Laughter and ap- plause.) First Citizen—This boy Mark knows his groceries! Second Citizen—He knows a lot of old gags, too! Third Citizen—If he springs an- other like that I'll smack him one! Fourth Citizen—How much longer is he going to talk? Antony—The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious. If it were so, it was a grievous fault, and grievously hath Caesar answered it. I'll never forget the last time I saw him. It was last Tuesday—no, it musta been Monday—I guess it was Thursday. Anyway, I said to him: “Julius ol’ top, who was that lady I saw you with last night?” And he laughed and said: ‘Mark, that was no lady! That was—” First Citizen—O pitious spectacle! Second Citizen—O woeful day! Third Citizen—Siddown before I knock you down! Fourth Citizen—We will be re- venged! All—Revenge! About! Seek! Burn! F Kill! Slay! Lynch him! Break his neck! Bean him if he says another word! Throw the big bum out! Who left the door open! Siddown, Mark, you're all wet! Chet Johnson Naturally prefer red AMONG MEN who can well afford) any ciga- rette they choose, there is a decided preference for Fatimas. They have learned that to pay less is to get less, to pay more, extravagance What a whale of a difference just a few cents make Liocerr & Myers Tonacco Co. ‘an’ you—drive me home. Taxi-Driver—Where to, sir? “N’ver mind!” “But I must know where yer home is.” “Not at all. Don’t want th’ wife—know—anything ’bout it.” —Passing Show 23 comicbooks.com