Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Pullman suh? Old Gent—No, Vl get off in the usual Porter—Brush yo’ off —Alabama Rammer Jammer toe Cop (to struggling man in private pond)—Come out of that. You can’t swim in there. Feller—I_ know I can’t. why I’m hollering for help. —Tennessee Mugwump That’s soe Yellow—I hear your sister is quite popular with the boys. Jacket—Yea. She keeps ‘em all in the dark. —Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket Pat What is your moral code or are you a college man? —Boston Beanpot Husband (phoning)—Is my wife in? Butler—I think she is in the bath, sir; just a moment, sir, and I shall Never mind, I'll call later.” —Centre Colonel “A lass and a lack.” —CorneLt Winow “What's the matter, flat tire?” “Gosh, no! If she was I wouldn’t be here.” —Rice Ow. a A a i “Have you ever read anything by Goethe?” “No, but I’ve seen the play about getting her garter.” —CorneELL Winow If I Should Die To-morrow (With apologies to _ Benjamin Franklin King, Jr.) If I should die‘to-morrow, And you should come to say your last farewell And weepingly your grief to others tell— If I should die to-morrow, And you should come and in sincerest truth Cry out, “My heart lies buried with this youth!” I might arise in ecstasy of joy And say, “Atta Boy! If I should die to-morrow And you should come before my bier and kneel, And tell to all the world the love you feel, say, if I should die to-morrow you should come to me and whisper low, “Oh, dearest friend of mine, I love you so!” I might arise and cry with all my might, “‘Aw hell! Why didn’t you tell me that last night?” —Rice Oul tae Husband—That man is the ugliest person I ever saw. Wife—Not so loud, dear. You forget yourself. | —Pitt Panther comicbooks.com