Judge — September 26, 1925 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Rudy, tell me, do you get any real pleasure out of kissing?” “More or less, as the face may be.” —C. C. N. Y. Mercury FHS “Not a peep out of him,” said the lady fixing her stocking in front of the blind man. —Cornell Widow PIS “Vot you going to do mit dot fella vot ran away mit your wife?” “Oi, have him arrested for petty larceny!” —Penn State Froth First Co-ev>—My roommate was a. big success at the Prom. Seconp Dirro—What makes you say that? “None of the girls are speaking to her. —Boston Branrot “Where were you last night?” “I went to a wooden wedding.” “What do you mean, wooden wedding?” “Why, two Poles were married.” —Wesleyan Wasp Knick—They say women are the salt of the earth. Knack—Wouldn’t doubt it, judging from the number of men they’ve driven to drink. —Uran Humsua What Did He Mean? It was close to 8.15, and the gal- lery was crowded. “Two single seats,” announced the genial usher, facing the standing crowd, “But you wouldn’t separate a daughter from her mother, would you?” politely asked the older of the two women who were close to the aisle. “You’re quite right, madam; I wouldn’t,” replied the usher. “I did that once, and I’ve been regretting it ever since!” —Penn Bunch Bowl “I don’t suppose you don’t know of nobody what don’t want to hire no- body to do nothing, don’t you?” “Yes, I don’t.” —Brown Jua FISH Hospitable Host—Won’t you have some more duck, Miss Stunner? Bashful Guest—No, thank you. “Oh, do. Here’s a nice little leg, just your size.” —Pitt Panther PAH “Nigger, where I cum from dey used to play marbling with bowling balls.” . “Dat’s nothing. Whar I cum from dey used to play tiddle-de- winks with manhole covers.” —Carnegie Puppet Art CotLector—I have that new Rembrandt of mine well protected. Frrenp—How’s that? “Why, I placed two constables on each side of it.” —PrINcETON TIGER comicbooks.com