Judge — September 26, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Didja see Alice Terry in ‘Sack- cloth and Scarlet?’” “No, but I saw Gilda Grey in purple tights.” Penn Strate Froru Riddle I know who Anno McMix is, And what children oft have cried for. But the question that al- ways sticks is: Just what has “Pat. Applied For’? —C.C. N.Y. Mercury aad Sympathetic Wife—How do you feel, dear? K. 0. Husband—I’m all right now, sweetie, but I am going to catch hell when I get home. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket raed “How do you know that isn’t a college man?” “Well, he’s reading College Humor for one thing.” —Washington Columns Rad Secretary—A man was just in here to see you. Boss—Was he tall or short? “Both. He was tall, and he wanted to borrow $10.” —Hamilton Royal Gaboon of ammonia. te ed ee HE PY NSS SA —A “Ts she really married?” “Well, if she’s not, I’m in a hell of a fix.” “How’s that?” “T’m her husband!” —Jack o’ Lantern PIAS Old Aunt (lovingly)—I understand that heaven has just sent you a sister. Co-ed—For Gawd’s sake, aunt, come around to the sex hygiene class to-morrow. —Hamilton Royal Gaboon Sue—Aren’t they simply marvelous? He—FYeah. They must have taken some acrobatic spirits ground these days. —LarayettTe Lyre “T never hear any more wild stories about Maizie.” “No, she married her press agent.” —Texas RANGER FAS “What do you charge for rooms?” “Ten dollars up.” “But, madam, I am a student.” “Then it’s $10 down.” —Georgia Tech, Yellow Jacket PIS Prof.—Take Jane Aus- ten, for instance. Stude—You take her; I gotta girl. —Denver Parrakeet PAH “Who is that man?” “That is a man with one eye named Everitt.” “What is the name of the other eye?” —Texas Ranger Sas Uncle Sam observes that lightning rods are not the only things run in the —Vanderbilt Masquerader comicbooks:com Pt,