Judge — July 18, 1925 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days GETTING FRIENDLY New Neicupor—Could I borrow your child for a moment? Op SettLer—What do you want of him? “TI want to send him over to the Jones's to borrow a cupful of sugar.” R. F, QUTCAULT in JUDGE, 1900, ~ “SS AND SHE TOOK THE CAKE Lirtte Gru—I wants a cake of soap. Druc CLerx—Hate it scented? “No, I won't have it sented, I'll take it wit? me. We only live around de corner.” Like Paradise to Them Cora—How in the world do people manage to live in Brooklyn? Merrill—You must remember that many of them moved there from Jersey. —Judye, 1901 An Old Story Mrs. O’Reagan—Did yez ever hov yer palm read, Mrs. O'Reilly? Mrs. O'Reilly—Phwat a question, Mrs. O’Reagan! Haven't Oi had ten children an’ had to spank all of thim? —Judge, 1898 For One Thing Parson Primrose—What possible good can you see in Sunday golf? Crabshaw—It keeps the people from reading the Sunday papers. —Judge, 1900 The Regular Routine Son—Pop, after a railroad goes into a receiver's hands what's the next thing done? Father—The small stockholders! —Judge, 1899