Judge — July 11, 1925 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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| Just a kwerr fanatic, kwite lunatic Here is the resting place of Harry ‘McBignell, He steered the car and his wife gave the signal. pasnbaniiabe eV dttnag,, nities te pays 85 10F €0ch one print lath The Kleagle’s Klanthem I™ A kleagle in the regal Ku Klux Klan, A kringing, kautious, klandestine young man, Who will never flee or flinch when He is called upon to lynch men, For I lead a mob to violence when I can. I’m a dominating, devastating dub, Holding office in an idiotic klub, And I always get kwite fightie, When I wear my klanly nightie, And I raise an awful hub, and also bub. I'm an anti-Afro, anti-Hebrew ass, With the brains of almost any perch or bass, Although even those two sly fish Never tried to fight the Irish, And some other groups of people I harass. I'm a kuckoo, krazy, katastrophik kluck, duck, Who must fight in mobs, exclusive (My identity’s elusive) Which I call a rather handsome piece of luck. I'm a sickly, silly, sinning sort of simp, Who is governed by a ruling “Wizard, Imp.” For I shun all legal tethers When applying tar and feathers That will leave my victims burned, and sore and limp. I'm a very low, moronic type of fool, But I don’t believe the silly sort of drool, That I gas about and teach of, I just simply seize a peach of An occasion to expose my nature, cruel. I'm the leader of a lot of little men, Who have thought, if ever, only now and then, But if you, too, think as we do, And can pay your entrance fee due, Send your check to me for no sense— dollars, ten! Carroll =] Within the means of all Visitors from foreign countries invariably wonder at the number of telephones in America. ‘Why is it,” they ask, “that nearly everybody in America has a telephone, while in Europe telephone service is found only in a limited number of offices and homes?” First of all, telephone rates in the United States are the lowest in the world for the service given. Here, since the beginning, the best service for the greatest number of people has been the ideal. By constant improvement in efficiency and economy the Bell System has brought telephone service within the means of all. From the start, its rate policy has been to ask only enough to pay fair wages and a fair return on investment. The American people are eager to adopt whatever is use- ful. They have found that Bell telephone service, compre- hensive, prompt and reliable, connecting them with the people they wish to reach, is worth far more to them than the price charged for it. AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES BELL SYSTEM One Policy, One System, Universal Service IN RUM ROW “Uncle Tom's Cabin.” comicbooks.com AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY