Judge — July 11, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Apam—I wonder where my sweetie’s hidin’. —Onto State Sun Dia PAs “What class of people live the longest?” “Centenarians, I believe.” —Pitt Panther Cel Milady—That man had the nerve to kiss me! Milord—He certainly did! —Penn State Froth Cl “IT hear your father kicked Bill out last night.” “Yeah—he’s been footing my bill for years.” —Colgate Banter Par Psych. Prof—If I say “month” you think of thirty days, then if I say “thirty days,” what do you think of? Stude—Jail. —Carnegie Puppet PID “Saw ‘The Lover of Camille’ yesterday.” “Is he the guy who walked a mile for one?” —V. M. 1. Sniper PAs One swallow may not make a summer, but a pair of baby-blue eyes can cause a fall. —Wesleyan Wasp PAA “Look at Mabel’s dress,” “T can’t see it. Some fellow has his arm around her.” * —De Pauw Yellow Crab “Pa, I want $10 for a tennis racquet.” “My son, in my day a party rarely ever cost over 83, but, of course, times have changed. —West Virginia Moonshine eal Solomon’s 777th Wife—Sol, are you really and truly in love with me? Solomon—My dear, you are one in a thousand. And she snuggled closer. ‘ —Columbia Jester “You know Archie? He beats his wife up every morning.” “You don’t say!” “Yes. He gets up at eight, and she gets up at nine.” —Corumpia Jester Ail Sue—Why the little telescope up there in the balcony behind the orches- tra? He—That's for our Astronomy Professor. He likes to observe the movement of celestial bodies. —Wituiams Purrte Cow In the Moonlight In the cold moonlight his lips were white, While hers were vivid carmine shade. Our hero felt the call to arms, And joined the colors unafraid. —Chicago Phoeniz PIs “Well, can you beat that,” said the woman as she handed the tramp a rug. The tramp took the rug— and beat it! —Notre Dame Juggler APAPe There’s one guy we really could pity—the office boy whose grand- mother actually died the day before the big game. —Washington Dirge “Say, I thought you told me this would grow to be a Russian wolfhound!” —Norre Dame Juacter comicbooks.com