Judge — October 18, 1924 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

What a College Graduate Sings Contented as He Grasps His Diploma Bert—Look at that girl's pedal HE bright boy: “To Hare, To Hold extremities, will you? and To Lore. Burt—Ych. One not so bright: “That's How [ Need You,” The fellow who just got. by: “Somebody's Wrong.” The five-year man: “After the Ball Is Over.” The one that cribbed: “You Know You Belong to Somebody Else.” While The fellow that flunked ways Chasing Rainbows.” —Notre Dame Jugger A-looking cows, “Pm AL i | | sas | | ! He—My love for you cannot be ae , expressed by words Hi See. (Playtully) You fool! Ske—Come here and tell me about lt fon ee Non Edom ie —0hio State Sun Dial Vat 3 honest! —Cairornia Wampus a Time to Leave Lecturer—Allow me, before T close, to repeat the immortal words of Webster. Hayseed (to wife)—Land sak ‘s git out o° here. He's a-goin’ to start in on the dictionary. —Middlebury Blue Baboon e “What's this about Jim not living with his wife?” “True, absolutely true!” 1 Love Me “How come?” You know more than I do, “He's not married!” You can’t deny that this is true. —Onio State Sun Diab You know more than I do, Cause you know me, and T know you. —Washington Dirge Migs ery Sad Fate Sent a card of condolence to the There was a little song serene, College Widow.” Sweet as a rose’s breath; —Penn State Froth They put it in a tune machine First Srupe—When I was sight- And tortured it to death. seeing in Italy, I came across a —Lehigh Burr In my twenty-one years, [have found girl who went to Varsity. It was pan it the case in a very quaint city. 7 That. no matter whatever your lot, ] Seconp—Genoa? “There goes a whole trainload of — If you leave your goat ‘round in a “No, but it didn’t take me long Climax tobacco.” get-able place, to get acquainted.” “Oh, that’s one of those chew-chew Your goat will most surely be got! —Texas Ranger trains.” —Washington Dirge —Brown Jug comicbooks.com