Judge — October 18, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Prehistoric High Cost of Loving First Caveman—It's getting so a guy can't rush a femme any more. Second Ditto—You warbled some- thing. That bandit down the quarry soaked me five lion skins and a mammoth tusk for the rocks I used on my girl. —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay last ton of ate “Will you go to the dance with me to-night?” ‘d like to, not arrived.” “Oh, it isn’t that kind of a danc Georgia Yellow Jacket but my trunks have He Differed “Why, Harold, I thought you were working for Mr. Goodfellow.” “So did T, but he didn’t, and so he fired me.” —Ohio State Sun Dial Peet Ts your faith perfect? T have to Chaplain paint it twice a day.” enn State Froth Goodness, no! “Why do the boys like to play golf with Silvia?” hole. She always makes a wild drive into the woods at the 14th Tt was only an old beer bottle, That was toss'd in by the tide; But it carried a sad, sad message On a paper found inside. The paper that it carried, Had these sad words written on: “He who finds this old beer bottle Will find the beer all gone.” Wesleyan Wasp Down at Matteawan Nurse—There’s a man outside who wants to know if any of the patients have escaped lately. Doctor—Why does he ask? “He says somebody has run off with his wife.” —Cornell Widow Prenologist—This bump on your head shows that you are very curious. Client—You are right. 1 got that by sticking my head into an clevator shaft to see if the lift was coming up and it wasn't. “Why does Kubix wear his hair so long?” “It's the only way he can create the impression that hix brain. ix fertile.” Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket CanirorNia PELICAN Hotel Service Citar exaearning silver) Host—No, Statler. Cornell Widow Tudor? The oth We w Montreal And as we walked her By the taxi stand near Windsor Park A little bird cried Cheep, cheep. And don’t you think ‘That was an insinuating thing ‘To do? Middlebury Blue Baboon