Judge — October 11, 1924 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Love sends a little gift of roses, Fragrant as breezes from a forest. Why does love send a gift of roses? “Cause love's papa is a florist. And love's little sweetie is doggone glad That love doesn't have a phimber foradad, —Penn. State Froth ee “Did you know Polly was getting mmarrie 2 No. Who's the lucky man?” “Her fath Georgia “Rudy is isn’t he?” FS “Yes, he’s perfectly shocking.” 73 —Urau Humsuc IAS cc ; 5 5 U t 2x fe Excusable ~ LS : Cop—Come along with me, your ~~ A tail-light is out. quite a lite wire, Autoist—One minute please, ossi- ® seer fer, that is only a matter of expedi- Sostouone: Ghsllly, epeiil ency. We stole the car to get away i enced)—When dating with a stage star, you meet her at the stage door, but where with some hootch. “Beg y’ pardon, go right ahead.” —Cornell Widow in thunder would you meet a movie actress? SENIOR (Of vast experience) That's easy. Meet her at the screen door. “What is the suit worth?” ifty dollars.” ‘All right, I'll take it on account.” “On account of what?” . “On account of my other being worn out.” —Rice Owl —PENN State Frorn “That girl sure is sophisticated.” “What happened: did she start waa her car in the garage or did she leave the gas on in her room?” Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay Many a husband's bubble of wedded bliss has been punc- tured by a rolling-pin. —Centre Colonel Glee Club Aspirant— When I sing I get tears in my eyes. What can I do for this? “What brand's the butt?” * Baseball special.” Ain't no ch rope!” “Sure there is—it was a grounder and I picked it up.” —Brown Juc ae Hugh—Gee, one does funny things when cocked. Last night I ate a dozen powder puffs thinking they were marshmallows. Carl—I don't know as that’s so hot. \ week ago Late a whole box of corn plasters thinking they were Life Savers. Middlebury Blue Baboon St “Doctor, how can [ keep Tm always closing my eves. “Go to Atlantic City and sit on the beach.” awake? —Virginia Reel eee Eliza with her child fled over the ice pursued by the bloodhounds. “Damm it,” she muttered, “what's be- came of the dog-catcher? —Michigan Gargoyle * Should a body fi Neatly labek Don’t it make a body sore Lyons—Stuff cotton in Our own impression of 2 Pittsburgh The same personal impression of ALKA digging a metre thost siting tn smotwdrifi munching your ears. pite inte middie of the might. Sipicce of angel food cake. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket To find the bottle dry! —Brown Jug comicbooks.com