Judge — October 11, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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The Failure Gorrox was a great go-getter: ‘To hima bond was nota fetter: No check a check to high endeavor; The Curb no-curh to clean-ups clever, His debts were few, his assets plenty: He made his dollar mark at twenty. Life's battle was his meat and wine He fought it out on the dotted line. He showed an insight and acumen That is displayed by precious. few h Hence, he emerged sans fuss or worry From panic and financial flurry. He joined the best fraternal orders: Clipped coupons edged: with faney borders: Made luncheon talks, observed. the laws, And gave to every worthy cause. And vet, although acclaimed a “wiz,” Complete success was never his: In the final test he dodged his duty— Ie was neversued by a Follies beauty J.B. i ™ ( \funnybones ming, for she I:nows the moun- tain peaks. | . STudge will pay 85 for oa . 90 ill le ln Getting a “spot” on her working clothes November's struggle will be Once knew a man who hated The Wisest Virgin watched with great interest. To the barbers so much, he had himself 4 an victors belong the oils, sealped, OUR virgins, in olden times, who were neither good-looking. well proportioned nor wealthy, were met in a wood by a kind Fairy. Taking pity upon their apparent lack of those qualities which are apt to attract the male of the species, the Fairy offered to grant) one wish to each of them, “Oh. make my features beautiful that Tomay win a husband!" rv quested one virgin. “Please give me such a figure that many men will be attracted to me and the selection of a Imisband thus made easy.” said a second virgin “Towish for a fortune.” declared a third, “so that Twill surely be mar ried. “Before we start the poker game T must mail a letter.” “Kindly give me a husband” re “Aw, let it wait until we go out, Tom.” marked the fourth and wisest virgin “This can't wait. [I'm mailing myself a fire-dollar bill.” Fred B. Many