Judge — August 30, 1924 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Evidence Gayboy—I think Marian must be a toe- dancer. Gaygirl—Why so? Gayboy—Take a look at my shoes. —Detroit News Pad wo men with the same name were members of a certain club. One day a letter addressed to one of them was left at the club. The wrong man opened it first. It was a dun from a tailor. He I:new the missive did not belong to him, so he put it back in the letter rack. The next night both men happened to come to the club at the same time. Both went to the letter rack, the man for whom the letter was intended reaching it first. He read the epistle very carefully. Then he tore it into bits, which he tossed carelessly into a waste paper basket. “Poor little girl!” he said. “How she loves me!” —Tid-Bits IIs Faris, Prohibition Presidential nominee, says his party could win if it had funds. Now, there’s a chance for William H. Anderson to introduce his friend, John T. King. —New York World In Barn-storming Days Press Agent—I wouldn’t have anything to do with that actor; he's a bad egg. Manager—Well, I’ve known bad eggs to make their mark on the stage. —Boston Transcript PIe The Baltimore man who attempted to kill the chief of the Weather Bureau be- cause he didn’t break the monotony of the hot spell must have taken seriously Mark ‘Twain’s observation that, “everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.” —Louisville Courier-Journal RUBY FREE Tolntroduee our imported Mexican BLU- FLASI LY, fril free this |, flashing flery Eo ee a of gems and special half price offer, Write today. Wexican Gem Importing Co, Dept. CL, Mesilla Park, N, Mex. PIMPLES ‘Your Skia Can Be Quickly Cleared of Pimples, Blackheads. ee tions on the fs body, Barbe I peat airace for my FREE E-S.cIVENS, 224¢ 224 Chemical Bldg.; Kansas City. Ma. how if dunyocll after being ail wie fa +3 free Guide Books and ‘OF INVENTION ) BLAN tore disclosing | inven- tions. Send or sketch of vor, tvention for our Examination ‘and fnstrutions Above Information. Terms reasonable. iarge for the VICTOR J. EVANS & CO. 813 Ninth, Washington, D. C. May—TIs Jack: a good driver? street, Los Angeles, Cal.; Garrett Institute, Evanston, IIL; seat,” “Too good. avenue, Fresno, Cal. Rudolph Valentino in “Mon- sieur Beaucaire” (Continued from page 27) probable even for costume cinematics. There are several coincidents that are so minutely timed as to bring laughter to the lips of the audience and deep-eyed chagrin to the soul of this reviewer. Principally, among these, is the scene in which Harrison Ford has been captured by the Hessians and as a spy is to be shot at dawn. Holbrook Blinn, his harsh enemy, is pink with pleasure. But a turn for the better comes to favor Harrison. It looks as if he might get away with it. Whereupon Holbrook takes time and his gun in his own hands and, leveling both at Harrison, is about to dispatch him. But at that precise moment the Ameri- can troops, having crossed the Delaware, begin the bombardment of Trenton and the first shot fired not only hits the house in which Harrison and Holbrook are at odds but cripples Holbrook’s right wrist. His pistol clatters to the floor and Harri- son is saved, This kind of thing used to get by with me in the Deadwood Dick days of my literary career but one looks for better things in the fillums in these days of its growing enlightenment. a2 Winner of Judge’s 50-50 Contest No. 29 Fay—Yes, but he is always short on the green! The $25 Prize in Jupar’s 50-50 Contest No. 29, announced in the July 19, 1924 issue, was won by Lynn Horton, El Answers which received consideration are: promised to make an example of him,” Zetta Walker, 1216 W. Fifty-third “Not if given encouragement “Yes, when I am si Karl Albright, 351 W. Rayen avenue, Youngstown, O.; to pray while driving with him,” T. R. Hilbourn, San Francisco, Cal.; I get fearfully cold.” Jean W. MacArthur, 404 Blackstone “He’s so good the Judge Kenneth Wells, ing in the back “T learned Po I feel in addition that the directors haven't done right by our little Marion, She’s much better than the picture. She hasn’t even been photographed well. Furthermore I sense that the picture has been made to catch that large ele- ment of humanity that can be counted upon to sigh over the sentimental and lick up the patriotic. Waving the American flag in the face of a hundred-percent American may be counted upon in the fillums to bring about the same effect as waving a red flag in the face of a bull. But both are bull. Worth a Toot She—Ruth refused Freddie two week: ago and he has been drinking heavily ever since. Cynic—That’s the trouble with Fred— he never knows when to quit celebrating. —Westport Standard PID The statement that American tourists are to spend $300,000,000 in Europe this year indicates that the European battle- fields continue to be a great attraction for our idle class. —Houston Post-Dispatch XUM | } | comicbooks.com