Judge — August 2, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LA V PARISIENNE —Wesleyan Wasp. ery Says the Flapper—I believe I will shingle my hair. Says the Irate Father—I believe I will ingle my son. ys the Property Owner—I believe 1 will shingle my roof. Says the Proud Greek Letter Initiate— My shingle I’ll hang over my bed. Says the Inebriate Hubby—I wish I wash shingle m’shelf. —Denver Parrakeet. SS SE Rated “James, as I passed the servants’ hall to-day I saw you kiss one of the maids.” “Yes, madam, when would that have been, madam?” “About four o’clock.” “Oh, yes, madam, that would have been Jane, madam.”*—-(clumbia Jester. er Sy ons Christopher—Well, how’d you find yourself this morning? Marlowe—Oh, I just opened my eyes and there I was. —Virginia Reel. Liza took little Rastus to the dentist. The little fellow took one glance at him and ran. “Mistah Dentist, if you want to pull Rastus’ tooth, you'll have to take off that white robe.” “Why?” answered the dentist in sur- prise. “He thinks you’re a Klu Klux.” —Arizona Who Doo. At mention of sports all the natives will scoff In Venice, They’re quite unacquainted with tennis or golf In Venice, For how can you drive when there’s no place to stand, Vacant lots are just lakes and the lack of dry land Must be quite a menace To those who play tennis In Venice. —Yale Record. PIs “Vy, Ike, that hat is three sizes too big for you.” “Yes, but fadder, dey all cost the same price.” —West Point Pointer. PIS Little Girl—Mother what did you do wh:n a boy first kissed you? Mother—Never mind. Little Girl (later)—I did the same thing, mother. —Mich. Gargoyle. 21 “In Hawaii they have the same weather the year round.” “How do their conversa- tions start?”—Texas Ranger. FAH Margaret—I looked through the key- hole last night when Marion and Mr. Staylate were in the parlor. Helen—What did you find’ out? “The light.” —Tenn. Mugwump. Rd A woman who has reached sixteen and never been kissed is going to reach forty in the same state.—Georgia Yellow Jacket. PID If Dempsey published his memoirs, would you call it a scrapbook? —Mass. Aggie Squib. The Young Housewife—Professor, can you tell me how I can run my house without using-so much coal? The Famed Economist—Certainly, my dear; burn wood. —California Pelican. comicbooks.com