Judge — July 19, 1924 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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The Test Theatrical Manager —WWhat's your line, anyhow? Miss Tootles tragedy. “Righto! Let's see what you can do— make me sob like child.” The Bulletin (Sydney). ae Anything in the line of Lawyer (to client. in prison) —You must admit, that L have done everything possi- Ile for you, Prisoner—No, you havewt. There's my Len years you ought to serve. Le Pele Méle (Paris). Raed “Mamma,” exelaimed Mary, bursting into the room, “they're teaching domestic silence at school now.” 1 domestic science, dear,” romother, > interposed father mildly, “the Tittle darling 1 ts What she says.” —Tit-Bits (London). tat “Eve a great secret to tell you, Mrs. Schmidt. Can you keep silent?” “Yes, but not very long.” Mcggcndorfer-Blitter (Munich). et Woman—Do you charge for children? Conductor —Under five, we do not. “Well, L have only thr — Answers (London). Times Change “LE can't lutely can’t. live with the man, LE abso- You have no idea what kind of aman he is. this husband of mine. If he were a woman, Strindberg would have married him so as to write a series of playsabout him. He's everything that a He's lazy! We's a long he is chewing man shouldn't be AN day { something glutton! awa year later after acquiring a new hus- band: “T can't live with the man, 1 abso- He and greedy and good for nothing a cha is lazy What ter he would make for a play or Now, my first husband he was just the opposite a dear fine fellow Flieyende Blatter (Munich). Tutely can’t. Nobody can! a novel! he Was.” tot According to Mr. Bramer, the famons explorer, the natives of Naibayi, in the Pacifie, always keep true to their mar- riage vows, and profiteering is umknow?. Civilization, however, is sure to overtake them before long. —Passing Show (London). at Ardent Suitor (to her maid)—Here's five franes if you will get me a lock hair. Maid—Make it a gold piece, and I'll give you the whole wig. Le Péle Méle (Par of her Polite Boy—'Scuse me speakin’ with my mouth full, mother, but Edna's just fallen into the pond! —London Mail. Boy (watching father arrange slides and notes)—Dad, why is it that when you spend your holiday in the Holy Land you always give a lantern lec- ture on it—you never do when you hovs been to Paris? —Passing Show (London). On the trip to America there was a terrible Mr. Regenbogen Mr. Sehwarzehild the cabin, and Regenbogen, looking out storm. and were in same the upper berth, was surprised to. see Schwarzchild powdered, rouged and. ar- rayed in corsets and other feminine apparel. “What's wrong, Schwarzie, are you he asked. ! Dow that. if the ship goes down, they always say, ‘Women and children first)?" —Lustige Blatter (Berlin). nothin you know okt Doctor—But, madam, a woman of your age can’l expect to grow younger! Patient—Vm not asking that, doctor. All Lwant you to do is to keep me grow- ing older a little bit. longer. —The Bulletin (Sydney). state Little Karl noticed that his father for along while had nothing to say at home. Fin voice in the election?” —Jugend (Munich). Hy the boy asked, “Do you have a comicbooks.com