Judge — May 24, 1924 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by HAUGHTON C. BICKERTON, tanford *27, A Norwegian fiord. THE GOOD ARE POOR INSURANCE RISKS [v8 st000 this history-and-literature- His irritable friends stayed healthy: I pointing-a-moral thing just about long enough. For years I have listened to the story of Benedict Arnold, and what a bad idea it is to change teams in the middle of the season; of Mr. Hyde, and how one should let one’s Dr. Jekyll always the bad nature; of Job, and how nice it is to be patient, and a hundred others. Just look at the thing in a sane light. They say Arnold's career is a big ad for Yet what happened to him as long as he was a model young man? He held the sack, was generally ignored, lost out on pro- motions, the generally. And what happened when he finally went over to the other league? He got his name in all the history books, got a big write-up in the London Times, and landed a contract with the Hearst papers. Now consider Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde—Dr. Jekyll, the good old soul who never had any fun, and Mr. Hyde, When a child smeared raspberry jam on Mr. Hyde's white trousers he stepped on the child's face and let it go at that; when a talka- tive old party bored him with remarks about the weather, he smashed in his head with a cane. Personally I have always envied Mr. Hyde. Look at Job. He was one of those uncomplaining souls, and he got boils. have better of one’s the straight and narrow path. and got heebie-jeebies the demon. but Job, who is always pointed out as a model of fortitude, had to eat from a mantel, Well, I could) go on indefinitely. There is Socrates, a monument of intel- lect—talked to death; Horatius, who lost an eye for being unreasonable about the right of way; and plenty more. As for me, T'll take a short life one, with no danger of boring future generations with my good example.— Northeutt Ely, Stanford, °.24. da merry se They say that time is money, But it’s not so good, that’s true, When it’s all your steady honey Ever cares to spend on you. Drawn by Bit. Inwin, Sta The danger line. The Welcome Germ PLEDGE the kiss. Whose poignant bliss Comes from the microbe, so they say. A microbe, ho! If this be so, It pleaseth in a ticklish way. And so say I, Since 1 OF inicrobe that and microbe this, n must die Tlong to sip The fatal lip Till take my microbe in a kiss. —Dave Meiklejohn, Stanford, °26. » never kisse said, removing the pocket and stepping toward her. Frankenburg, Dartmouth, 26. C. i. ttt Papa Spider—What is it, doctor? Doctor Tumblebug—Eight hundred girls and almost as many bouncing W.T. Martin, U. of boys Pennsyl- oe vania. W. EN a girl says he’s writing jokes, It does not mean That she is portraying humor. She's just answering Letters from her Male admirers. comicbooks.com