Judge — May 24, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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me he pel rt- Mile—What's the difference between I HATE WOMEN HATE WOMEN— ‘Too many fellows go around with ‘em. There is the old-fashioned kind, who love housekeeping: The girls who shake a mean fur Their favorite book is * e (but aren't so warm). Seven Cute Ways to Cook Cauliflower.” And they keep you right on the edge of your chair With exciting stories about the stoppage in the kitchen drain, And what little brother did on his third birthday. For comedy relief, they make taffy eandy, And let you pull it for about three hours. ‘They can’t see why people want to step out nights— Their idea of a wow of a time Is holding hands on the back porch. Oh, well, It keeps "em out of the way. Then there are the college widows, the kind ‘ho are wicked, but what of it? L above the age of Jackie Coogan figure is all the s always t Hing 1 risqué jokes, And buying x thei sir boy friends little oddities in neckwear. If any man makes a date with another girl Nhey want to start a breach of promise suit. carefully drop spicy letters out of vanity cases, And wish to goodness ‘That some real nice girl would come along And take some of their men off their hands. But— Just try to bust a date with one! There are the drooping lilies, with a lot of unshed tears, Who are always handing out a line of sob stuff: Their steadies may look like normal fellows, But they are little more than animals at heart. ‘These read all the mushy novels, And refuse to eat spinach in any form. ‘They are the girls who could have married a lot of money, And here they are hooked up to a gang of clods. But some day, Some day, they know they will get their due— And we hope they will! Then there is the regular little pal, who went to school with you, More like a friend than a co-ed, Who insists on telling what a cute kid you used to be, And how scared you were the first time you kissed her. She always insists on sitting in the men’s rooting section, Or on being the third of a couple, or lending A feminine touch to a men’s poker game, Betting all her stack on a pair of deuces. She knows she’s just like a sister to all her men, And asks you how they'd ever get along without her. We bite, How would they? T hate women Too many fellows have them. —Gregory Williamson, Stanford, °27 Ry your sister and kissing your pray for rain? part? Cautious Deacon—Well, it’ might About ten seconds.—Gene Colgan, safer if we waited for it to cloud up a bit. —Dartmouth. 21 Farmer—Don't you think we'd better Drawn by KeNNetit FERGUSON, Hunch by Nortucutr Evy, Going out for the glee club. A Word to Gwendolyn 7s, Gwendolyn, I know the orchestra is wonderful to-night and the banjo player has the cutest dimples and Jane is a cat and Margaret's dress is eleven inches too low and you had six bids to the prom and the girl in organdie has a terrible reputation and John is drunk and you never drink and Ruth is wearing her mother’s made- over dress and you love to dance with me. Now, Gwendolyn, We can enjoy the rest of the dance if you will dispose of your chewing gum, pardon me for being under your feet so ling the latest song hits in my ear.—I. F. Taylor, Penn State, 26, frequently and stop ga Innocents Abroad First Frosh—1 kissed one of the Follies girls last night. Newt Frosh—Yeah? Where? : “At the show. She threw it to me 4 from the stage.’"—Rex M. Budd, U. of Pennsylvania, * 24. Gro His schoolgirl’s ‘complexion, comicbooks.com