Judge — April 12, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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ae 7 “Just a man that girls forget.” Penn. State Froth. sae I've heard the night-hawk’s plaintive wail, I've heard the whistle of the quail, But there's one sound I've yet to hear And that’s the blubber of the whale. —U. of Chicago Phoenix. sae The main difference between a girl chewing her gum and a cow chewing her cud, is that the cow generally looks thoughtful—Williams Purple Cow. Rey We will sing the little ballad entitled: “She was only a livery man’s daughter, but she was well liked by all the em- ployees.”"—Middlebury Blue Baboon. A mis-print. —Boston Beanpot. — \ tw LEADERS ¥ Sent a CENT “Little Clarence has a new name for his father’s sister since she sent him that cent for hi birthday.” Vhat is it “Penny ante. —Ohio State Sun Dial. This is between you and me, said he as he kissed her good-nite.—U. of Chicago Phoenix. Dressed to kill. —Georgia Cracker. tae It pays To be polite. I heard of A fellow Who was a “lifer” In the State Penn And one day The Governor Of the State Visited The prison And when this jail bird Saw the Governor He said, “Pardon me.” And the Governor Did.—Penn State Froth. “Jimmy likes only girls with bright red hair.” “That’s what I’ve heard. I’m dyeing to make him like me.”— California Wampus. cd She who hesitates is won.—Middle- bury Blue Baboon. never thought This sorry day would come; never thought That I could be so dumb; never thought The Dean cared of my fate; I never thought He’d give to me the gate; I never thought All this would come to pass; I never thought In school; that’s why it has. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. ao) comicbooks.com