Judge — April 12, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“I hear that the pawnbroker’s son, Ikey, made his letter.” “Is that so? What did he make it in?” “I think it was hockey.”—Cali- fornia Wampus. A Basis ror Mirtu Our father slipped upon the ice, Because he couldn’t stand. He the glorious stars and stripes; We saw our father land. —Carnegie Puppet. Chefineer—One Who Cooks Eggs. —Minnesota Ski-U-Mah. Fashion magazines remind us Ladies’ pockets are the bunk, So that dates and dances find us Loaded down with all their junk. —wNorthwestern Purple Parrot. Mrs. Mush—And has your daughter developed along musica! tines while at college? Mrs. Blank—I should say so. Just name any record you want and she can tell you what's on the other side.— Washington Cougar’s Paw. “Is your mother away now?” “Yes, she’s gone to Bagdad.” “Really! I didn’t know that he got away.”—California Wampus. Fae Stutz—What did Violet do when you told her that you liked to drive with one hand? Mercer—She gave me an apple.—New York Medley. Fae Gus—How are you? Olga—A little petter, thank you.— Carnegie Puppet. aad Quite DELIBERATE Motorist’s Victim (angrily) — You scoundrel! Do you mean to say that you ran over me deliberately? Motorist (calmly)—Certainly; I wasn’t going over ten miles an hour.—North- western Purple Parrott. “Have you heard about the new mascot Sing Sing has?” “No, what is it?” “They have just procured a young zebra.”—Penn. State Froth. v's Reason home next Friday night.” “My girl has a date with some one else, too.”"—Ohio State Sun Dial. sas “Prisoner, did you steal that rug?” “No, yer Honor. A lady gave it to me and told me to beat it, and I did.” —Georgia Yellow Jacket. soe “Quit rolling those bones in class,” said the medical prof.—Pittsburgh Pitt Panther. YEA VERILY She—Do you think that a girl should learn to love before twenty? He—Nope, too large an audience.— Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern. “J The chew her ct thoug We “She | but sl ploye comicbooks.com