Judge — March 1, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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“I hear that the charity ball was a pretty wet affair.” “Yes; even the costumes were of divers colors.’”— Yale Record. sot ot Tue ETERNAL TRIANGLE A FELLOW stole my girl from me i And I can’t say I blame him, For I'll tell the world that cap-a-pi That girl o’mine could maim ’em. Another guy, he stole my jack Along about vacation, But I felt for the poor demoniac, Broke, and in desperation. But now somebody steals my hat— It’s funny how you feel About a little thing like that, That isn’t hard to steal. For girls will cause your cash to drib— The two go well together, But the guys who stole my only lid Must have a heart of leather. —Virginia Reel. ob. Pusey The last man in the frat to dress for the prom. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. Sisi—Whad’ja do over the week-end? Enwy—I took a walk on Long Island and came across a swell Jane and followed her through several towns. At last I caught up with her in—in— (impatiently) —D'Ja- —New York Medley. maic; “May there be no moaning of the bar when I put out to sea.” —West Virginia Moonshine. se Wuo Covtp It Br? “Stop!” cried the voice in the taxi. The driver stopped. I didn’t mean you. Keep right driving,” said the —voice-—Carnegic Puppet. soe “My girl is some chemist!” “Quite a mixer, ch?” “No, but when I take her out my gold and silver turns to copper.”— Wesleyan Wasp. sot The shades of night were falling fast When through a Chinese village passed A youth who bore through fields of rice A banner with the strange device, “Mah Jong.” —Pittsburgh Pitt Panther. 19 Sw a are Prof. (in psychology class) —Is there any such thing as a triple reflex action? Stude (from experience) — Yes, waking up, turning off the alarm, and going back to sleep.—Colgate Banter. se Sort Music “Hear your cook quit, Jack.” “Yep. | ‘My Swedie Went Away!” —Cornell Widow. ory Doctor—Cheer up; work. Patient—I_ can’t. I'm a glas blower.—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl sing at you se “Annabelle seems to have quite ated Horace with her new crea- capt tion. “Yes, just another case of gauze and effect.” California Pelican. Se A Coxp Proposition She was as pure as snow; but—sl drifted.—Lafayette Lyre. \ on Dear Old Lady—In my day children were seen and not heard. Infant Flapper—Well, I guess you got in a quiet!—Yale Record. lot of dirty work on the ur ne comicbooks.com