Judge — February 2, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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“It must be awfully cold in brother’s room at college.” “Why so?” “He writes that his roommate just slipped in with a skate on.”—Dart- mouth Jack o’ Lantern. Pas “That's the guy I’m laying for,” said the hen as the farmer crossed the barn- yard—Lehigh Burr. tat Rooting Did It! Mamie, the back room soprano, will now render that charming little ballad, “He was only a little weakling, but he had a husky voice.”—California Pelican. He—How much do you weigh? She—Oh, not enough to spoil the crease in your trousers.—Lafayette Lyre. Men beat women, whipped them to anger by cruel words, stung them to remorse by infidelity, hurt them with in- difference. But one day the good Creator looked down on the earth and noticed that things were a bit uneven. So He gave women a weapon more deadly than any pos- sessed by men. It was: “But we can still be good friends.” —Grinnell Malteaser. GUSSIE OF THE ROYAL MOUNTED “She always gets her man.” —Utah Humbug. But I Do M:« PARENTS taught me not to paint, But I do. Nor make my face up like I ain’t, But I do. They told me that I should not wink At nifty boys, not even think Of any trousers-wearing gink, But I do. I paint my lips and powder my nose, And flirt with my sister’s beaux; My folks say, “don’t,” and I say, “I won't,” But I do. —Lchigh Burr. “Do you ever leave a dance before the last gun is fired?” “Yes; usually after the last stag’s shot. —Yale Record. The Ten Best Books of the Month Shadows at the Window, by Seymore Peeking. The Lion Tamer, by A. Claude Foote. The White Race, by Abel T. Runn, The Saloon around the Corner, by Philip McCann. The Girl I Left Behind, by Pastor Upp. Scratched, by Ivan Awfulitch. The Pullman Porter, by Caesar Bagg. The Sunken Garden, by Rose Busc The Unhappy Bride, by Iver Diary Bootlegger, by Agrippa Booze. —Lafayette Lyre. Fae Abie—Vell, yours? Ikey, how's dot goil of Tkey—It’s my busines: “Well, how's busine First Cat—I see Mabel has been using a raspberry lip- stick. Second Cat—Yes, and now she’s giving all the boys the raspberry. —Rutgers Chanticleer. comicbooks.com