Judge — February 2, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“There’s my old man with another loaf of bread, and I’ll bet there isn’t a pint of whisky in the house.”—Cali- fornia Pelican. FIs Visitor (at murder trial)—And what did the jury do with the beautiful defendant? Second Visitor—Gave a compromise verdict. “A compromise verdict?” “Not guilty, but could not go into vaudeville.’—Penn Punch Bowl. FID “They call that girl Spearmint.” “Why; is she Wriggly?” “No, but she’s always after meals.” —Bison. Hae “Picture me,” she cried, “in your arms.” And so he framed her.—Ski-U-Mah. “Shave and a haircut, sir?” “Naw; brush my teeth.” — Yale Record. Debit Lhired Ford. .... 1 bunch flow 1 Prom... 1 Tux (hired) 1 haircut. . 1 shave. . 2 at Childs’ $23.90 1 good-night kiss... . . . .$23.90 —Penn Punch Boul. She—Poor Atlas! He had the world on his shoulders. He—Look at Volstead! He has the world on his neck. — Williams Purple Cow. tae “Are you a mind reader?” “Yes.” “Can you read my mind?” “Yes.” “Well, why don’t you go there?” —Virginia Reel. gas Samson—He’s bashful. Why don’t you give him a little ertcouragement? Delilah—Encouragement? He needs a cheering section.—Punch Bowl ae As the tooth paste said to the tooth brush: “Pinch me, kid, and I'll meet you outside the tube.”—Lafayette Lyre. Cleaned and pressed. —Minnesota Ski-U-Mah, A Woman’s Wail cE I had a little bird, And his song Was the sweetest ever heard He is gone— Some cat got him. Once I had a pet white mouse, A bit of fuzz; A wiggling, dancing little mouse, Yes, he was— Some cat got him. Once I had a lovely beau; Had a bus; Lots of cash to spend, you know. I could cuss— Some cat got him. —Washington Columns. Teacher—Do you know what the little mouse does? Johnny—Naw! “That's right!” —Denver Parrakeet. XUM comicbooks.co Ma DOW 1 “He | had a