Judge — January 26, 1924 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

om The Faithful Heart—Would you mind ordering me to move on, constable? wet through, and she may be hours yet.—Passing Show. ii EN “Well, is it a ‘him’ or a ‘her’?” “Sir, it’s a ‘them’!"—Humorist. Herman Vouskouski, the celebrated song- writer, searching for new names on the globe, which have not already been utilized to “go back to.”—London Opinion. “Yesterday my husband bought a sausage for 2,000,000 mai For safety he folded it in a tram ticket, but it fell through the hole punched by the con- duetor!” Simplicissimus (Munich). rey Watchmaker — Dearie me! My watch has “The service is very attentive here!” stopped. Boy, just run outside and see what “Yes. There's no chance to get out the time is!—Passing Show. without paying!"—Meggendorfer Blaetter.