Judge — January 12, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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She—I’ve just recovered from the grippe. He—Whose?—Yale Record. So beautiful she seemed to me, I wished that we might wed, Her neck a pillar of ivory But alas! So was her ‘head. -ennsylvania Punch Boul. History College 1 see that Moses was a toreador. Wharton—How do you figure? College—Well, wasn’t he in the bulrushes?—Pennsyl- vania Punch Boul. He (to fair stranger)—Pardon me, miss, but do you speak Swiss? She—No, indeed. Why? “Neither do I. Let’s get ac- quainted. That’s one thing we already have in common!”—Penn- sylvania Punch Bowl. se ‘ X—This certainly is a lazy country. She—Anyhow, girls don’t ask Y—I should say it is. I for pin money like they used to. ¢ He—You're right, they've noth- ing to pin any more.—Pitt Panther. just saw a dog chasing a squirrel and they were both walking! —West Virginia Moonshine. Passion Fruit Tes wave in the wind, Beckoning to me, R ed souls. » some unshriven church- ard thing, My entelechy, my elan vital, i parning, The Maniac. oy Would You? *y Like to be a could-be If I could not be an are For a could-be is 2 : CRUTRELD With a chance of touching par. : I'd rather be a has-been Fresh—What do you think of a Than a might-have-been by fellow that goes horseback riding far, | at midnight and rides all night? , . ‘ack Ruth—Did you see the “Lion of Hl Profi #uculd tisk he’ wak For a might-have-been has Larecne”? crazy! Who did that? never been, Mary—My, no! I'm so sorry— “Paul Revere.”—Carolina Boll But a has-been was an 4 I didn’t even know there was a zoo | Weevil. Cornell Widow. there!—Virginia Reel. j 19 i bh