Judge — January 12, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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the car last night?” Cornell Widow. Prof—From Australia we get the word tapioca; from Germany we get medicine; from Canada we get— Stude—Bad liquor.—Purple Parrot. ™m Madame—Home, Andre—and have many asked who owned my stunning new motor? Andre—Not a one, madame. “Heavens! A whole afternoon wasted.”—California Pelican. “How did your father know you used “Well, you see, I ran over: him.”— The Wife—Paris says women are going to wear their dresses longer. The Husband—I'm glad to hear it. You never wear a dress over a month.—Princeton Tiger. He (hopefully)—Wouldn’t you rather look at me than the stars? She—Yes, if you were as far away as they are.—Cornell Widow. I can tell a lady by the s. Can't you? watched one dress. —Cornell Widow. ttt Ford—Your engine is coughing badly again. Henry—Shouldn't wonder. I had its muffler off last night— Pennsylvania Punch Boul. tae Tourist—Say, stranger, — this surely is a dry place; doesn’t it ever rain? Stranger—Rain! We've got bullfrogs around here over seven years, and they ain’t learned to swim yet—Pennsylvania Punch Boul. 18 And they named him Harry, after his father’s chest.—Gar- goyle. “Did you say that he has } music in his soul?” | “Why?” “His shoes squeak.”—Cali- fornia Pelican. comicbooks.com