Judge — November 17, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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We'll put the ad men in the soup!” Amid deafening cheers, the Campbell Kid grabbed a flag and singing “The Ad Spangled Banner,” started for the door, followed by the crowd. Up the avenue they swung, waving banners and shouting at the tops of their voices + # An expectant throng gathered around the entrance to the strikers’ headquarters. Suddenly the collar man appeared in the doorway and a great hush fell over the crowd. His collar was wilted, gone was his snappy appearance and his slick hair. “I’m tired of scrubbing windows!” cried Miss Bon Ami. “What's the news from the front pag they cried — surging around. He smiled sadly, and the brush lines in his face grew deeper. “Tm afraid we've bitten off our own nos folks! The first issues of the ines are on the stands!” re they using scabs?” The collar man held up his hand for silen “No, there isn’t an ad in them!” “They won't satisfy!” cried the Chester- field man. “He’s right, the people will never be contented with mere editorial _ matter! ut | never sell a cop, The collar man took a Smith & Wesson | from his pocket and placing it against his pink temple, spoke. “That's just it, friend. out!” They've sold sas The meticulous man watched the s he wrote the words Sloan’s Liniment . he reached the downward stroke of the “i” the aeroplane twisted and fell to the ground. The M. M. rushed to the spot where ‘it fell and, as the avia dragged himself from the wreckage, yelled, “Hey, you forgot to dot your ‘i’!” 28 The joke’s on the INTERNATIONAL Cont Scu001.. “See that man in there?. He took a course in mining engineering and now he’s head of this cloak and suit busi- ness!” Her Old Author ‘rom Roy K. Moulton’s Column) B THE shores of Cuticura, By the shining Sunkist waters, Lived the Prophylactic Chiclet, Danderine, old Helmar’s daughte oT She was loved by Instant Postum, Son of Piedmont and Victrola, Heir apparent to the Mazda, Of the tribe of Coca Cola. Through the forests strolled the Ford or Sa *Oh, my lovely little Beech Nut.” Were the burning words of Postum. on, “No Pyrene can quench the fire, Though I know you're still a miss. For my Pepsodent d Is to marry Chic “Jones is putting on a lot of dog isn’t_he “Well, he’s got sausage tires!” sat “I suppose this club has a long waiting list?” “Yep, all creditors!” Parad “This Overnight Hair Grower must be the real thing.” “How's that?” “Well, they also manufacture Oilslicl to keep the hair in place!” fe “Well,” murmured the sandwich mz with the Deviled Ham ad in back of } and a Mediterranean Cruise in front, seem to be between the devil and the deep Dlue sea!” Ist Cup—What’s wrong with Miss Pitcher? 2nd Cup—Her mother dropped her when she was a baby and she’s been kind of cracked ever since. * + comicbooks.com