Judge — November 17, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A SUGGESTION INS IstoN, CHOKO COLLAKS, BE AN ARTIST < earns $500 A DAY! CONSCIENCE! Soup LvoRY ate Pure ! \\ soup qq Zo ACCESSORIGS Yo pvTON, Your FORD 43.98 \) SHAVING Sope A#2 RAISE! Ave rus GE cause F TOOK BAT IRRATIONAL) CARRE SFONDENCE! SCHOOL COURSE | S tial As the ads are ninety per cent. of the magazines, why not cut out the maga- zines and put the ads on the newsstands? When They Begin Broadcasting Advertising tation B. U. Z. talking! The next \ selection by Mme. Yellenholler will be Massenet’s “Elegy” with Mr. Ticklenote at the Knabe piano. Mme. Yellenholler is in very good voice to-night as she has just gargled with Scott’s Tonsil Cream (laughing). She says she will hav difficulty with the to-night wears her Uneeda Hair Net. Mr. note wears the latest style Sparrow collar and also a new Huppenkeimer suit which is very beGoming. Mme. Yellenholler s right on time this evening as she has new set of Kelly-Springfields on her Cadillac. She says she uses Mobiloil exclusively,and that‘her Snappy Snubbers save the jar on her Adam’s apple and keep her voice in good shape. Ete, ete. Sunday Driving ap ser REACHED the city limits and pulled up at the side of the road opposite the first billboard. The man shut off his engine, lit his pipe and settled back comfortably in his seat, his wife got out her sewing. The friend, who had been invited for the Sunday drive, stood it for about ten minutes and then tapped the husband on the shoulder. “Say, what’s the big idea?” The man laughed and pointed to the billboard. “We come out here every Sunday, old man, for a couple of hours. No use going any further than the first billboard be- cause that’s all you'll see anyway so we just stay here and take it easy! Saves gas, tires and dust and the strain of keep- ing from being crowded off the road! EpMonp's Snogs and Pointex HEELS. She—I see you got a shine! He—How d’ja—hic—ever geshit? the way Santa Fe superior service and scenery- plus Fred Harvey meals -your assurance of a pleasant journey there Pullmans via Grand National Park @ -Open all the year ‘anyon: d , Pass. Traf. Mgv. e System Lines 1176 Railway Exchange, Chicago Please mail to me the following Santa fe Booklets CALIFORNIA PICTURE BOOK ~ GRAND CANYON OUTINGS CALIFORNIA LIMITED Also details as to cost of tip