Judge, 1923-09-22 · page 27 of 36
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THE LAST ROLL OF SUMMER by: E. °F. “Oh, that’s Henry! He’s sucha handsome boy now you'd never know him. The picture makes him look awfully funny, doesn’t “I guess that's the one I took on the train, only the waterfall doesn’t show. It was the prettiest place—you can’t imagine!” “That must be the one with the rooster chasing Prince. It was the funniest thing you ever saw. I guess I pointed the camera too high.” The Practice of Dunking by Chet Shafer ke: INDEED, are the habitués of the broad pastures of unmuffled mastica- tion who do not enjoy an occasional fling at the grand old semi-cannibalistic art of dunking. In spite of the fact that it is not considered exactly poetic by the bulk eti- quette dealers it seems to hold a peculiar fascination for the leading crumb pursuers of both the indoor and outdoor leagues. Dunking is the act of dipping or soak- ing of cookies, toast or cakes in the break- fast coffee. It is one of the pleasant practices that is carried over from child- hood’s happy hours. The nature of it precludes any public application. It ean- not be played on the chow courts of the Ritz. But it is widely accepted as an ex- cellent diversion for the old home grounds. Dunking depends for its success on the dexterity of the player and the texture Hubbard “I don't know why that sunset didn't come out. Henry said it would have to be a time exposure, and I'm sure I gave it time enough.” “Oh, there’s little Benny! Isn't he cute with that candy in his mouth? I don’t know how those other people got in there.” “The moon was just as bright as it could be, and look at that picture! I think the camera got spoiled when I dropped it in the lake.” of the piece de subsistence. Cookies dunk well a rule, and toast has a high dunktivity. But) dunking demons well to beware of the ginger snap. it is untrustworthy. It soa! and unless a performer has very supple elbows and a fast delivery, it is liable to fall with a plop to the vest and cause vast consternation. Some persons consider dunking a vice. Wives, as a class, are against it. But if a man is wily he can get in a lot of good dunking during a fiscal year at the festive board. Even though the average woman a non-dunking husband _ she | s that they are hard to find. So she invariably overlooks an occ sional | debauch, remonstrating only when he | tries to out-dunk her indulgence. Most families hold to the slo: “Dunk One, Dunk All.” They believe that to dunk is human. And so they do dunk, and find it pleasurable. For up quickly, do $95 an Hour! hour IT spent on my 1. ¢. Course been worth $85 to me! My position, my $5.900 a year income, my home, my family's happiness—I owe it all to my spare-time training with the Internatio Correspondence Schools!” Every mail brings letters from some of the thousands of 1. ©. students telling of promotions or incre ary as the rewards of s tudy What are you doing with the hours after supper? Can you afford to let them slip by unimproved when you n casily make them mean so much? One hour a day spent with the 1. €. S. will prepare you for the position you want in the work you like best. Yes, it will! Put it up to us to prove it, Mark and mail this coupon now! ~ [NTERNATIONAL CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS Box 3577, Seranton, Penna. Without cost. or obligation on my part how Team qualify. for the position of in the Nhieh have marsed an X BUSINESS TRAINING COURSES Qhiusiness Manag Salesmanshtp Dindustrial Man (Advert Are ‘ersonnel Organization (etter Letters }TraMe Management (C]Show Card Lettering (Business Law enogeaphy and Typing (Banking and Banking Law [1] Accountaney (including C.P.A.) (5) ¢ (Cost Accounting Railway Mail Clerk (Bookkeeping Common School Subjects OPrisate Secretary i ichool Subjects OSpanish — French illustrating TECHNICAL AND INDUSTRIAL COURSES Electrical Enzineering Darehitect JHleetrie Lighting Oiilue Print Reading (Mechanteal Engineer O Contractor and Butler ()Mechanteal Draftsman Architectural Draftsman (Machine Shop Practice QConerete Mulder GRatiroad Positions Structural Engineer Gas Encine Operating Chemistry 1 Pharmacy Civil Engineer ‘Automobile Work Surseying and Mapping (Airplane Engines Metallursy OQ] Mining Agriculture and Poultry Steam Engineering () Radio [j Mathematica please tell me subject Defore Occupation Persona residing in nada should send this coupon to the International Corres Montreal, Canada ~~ RITTENHOUSE HOTE 22D & CHESTNUT STS. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Rooms wit cold run) Rooms with bath Club Breakfast, S0c up Evening $1.25. I Luncheon, 90c. As well as service ala carte. Don t. Send a Penn, ‘wear King TUT 18 $5, now only| 131.99, 6.0.0: pote