Judge — September 22, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Howto Rid Yourself of Your Catarrh QUICKLY! PERMANENTLY! Without Drugs or Medicines of Any Kind Tonsils and Adenoids Cured Without Operation By R. L. ALSAKER, M. D. majority of the people in our country suffer ade t disappeared, and Jimmy became a healthy lit- animal, breathing as freely as any child emoval of the tonsils by the knife is not a very t Catarth of the head is trouble- some—and filv th of the common: plan removes the dangerous definite garding h stomach, whic lower bowel—colitis. Catarth of the ear causes head: ache, ringing in the ears and gen- eral discomfort. adenoids. This from fads, bunk and medical bombast a common — sense, PLAN, that is to follow—a plat sick how to get well and how to keep well, The name of this book is “Curing Cat and Colds.” It tells the true cause of these objectionable, health destroying troubles, and it gives you a safe, sin ure with Catarrh Causes Serious Disease f the liver produces jaundice nds int out drugs, medicines of apparatus of any kind. You apply this wonderfully successful treatment yourself, in your own home and R. L. ALSAKER, M. D. Founder of THE ALSAKER WAY serious danger a litt problem f tu tarrh can be conquered and the utmost benefit trom it tly. Ithas been done in. thou Sinds of cases Nature’s Laws Alone n cure yourself—and while you . Cure rom colds, coughs, or ond only $5 to FILE HEALTH Prgurh Ay joints will become pi In children catarrh is often pushed upward. th of line. Mouth. br ‘i cause of laryngitis, b r " money Remember thi yourself from c Indiana, “1 was baully troubled with By i medic a big hole in any man’s incon Fi Little Willie evinced marvelous engineering propensities at an early age. The Hole Truth by 0. C. A. Child I™ weary of hearing the hackneyed old thing Of the drive that sounds sweet as a nut, Of ma: hots punched with that clean zing,” Of the faultless and forty-foot putt. I'm ick of sustaining the Munchausen And pretending to bogey and par, Asserting I hit ev'ry ball on the nose— And T want to tell things as they are. The truth if you crave it of just how I fare Is a tee shot that’s sliced to the rough, A niblick that’s out, but with nothing to spare, Then a bunker and lunacy stuff. A pitch that went wrong, all the fault of my grip, Then a short one but still on the line, A putt, “twas well meant but it hung on the lip— And a cursed and contemptible nine. eee After a hopeless round of dubbing, one discouraged golfer s nother “Do you know, old boy ve my whole trouble is that I stand too close to the ball when I driv “Oh, no!” replied his friend. “Your trouble is that you stand too close to it after you driv PIS Belated Camper—Marian! The idea of your suggesting going in bathing in trunks—right in the middle of a city! His Wife—Don't be absurd, Henry. There isn't any city. “No. But there soon would be.” sae Sister (during a quarrel)—You little imp! Brother—Say! “You redheaded—" “Go ahead. I don't care what you say about President Coolidge and me.” sae There are now so many farmers in the United States Senate that it is suggested the form for addressing the presiding officer be changed to “Hey!” His first big job. att dun cons quet fase’ of b prac hoo prec comicbooks.com