Judge — August 25, 1923 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

AN ALPHABET OF THE SUMMER A is an Actress who tries to extinguish B, who's a “Big Girl.” (Please contradistinguish). E is an End-girl, who scans the first rows. F, a First-nighter whom everyone knows. I, Impresario—our portrait may flatter. J is for Jazz, an harmonious clatter. M is the Moon that shines through the N is the Nudity censors dislike. ‘cyc. SHOWS — by RALPH BARTON C is a Cutie for octogenarians. D, the Directors, who seldom are Aryans. G is the Gallery God, almost extinct. H is a Highbrow with critiques succinct. K is the Knock that the tenor most loathes. L is a “Little Girl” in practice clothes. O is the Orchestra melting in the pit. P is the Press Agent, a frightful hypocrite. comicbooks.com