Judge — July 28, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Friend—What is the matter, Mimi? upset! Mimi—Yes, just imagine! Our maid-of-all- work is ill, and so my poor, rheumaticky, gouty old mother has to do all the scrubbing by herself!— Kasper (Stockholm). You look A “secret census” reveals 500 bootleggers in Washing- ton. Now for et census” of their customers on the dry side of Congress.—St. Louis Post Dispatch. AG, — Bie ES aeerice EouaR FeEMUN Professor—Yes, this great animal was alive when man was but a naked and ignorant savage. Visitor—Ignorant savage? An’ ’e give it a name like that!—Humorist (London). swain of the Fiddle Creck r “Finer than f was the triumphant answer. any pertickler good with the girl till her maw took and flung a dipper of Wiling water on me. ‘That helped some, and when her paw kicked me off'n the porch and took a shot or two at me as I defunct out of there, that settled it. I'm plumb solid with Ducky now!"—Kansas City Star. “Ho are you coming along a-sparking of Miss Ducky Dodd?” inquire om. “T didn't do ree Little Willie pointed at his sister’s sweetheart, Mr. Jones. “Mr. Jones kicked me yesterday,” he snarled, “but E got even with him, you bet your life. “I mised up quinine with my powder.”—Los Angeles Times. sister’s face aS Dilemma of the young man who promised to meet his girl by the band stand. Passing Show (London). 23 comicbooks.com