Judge — July 28, 1923 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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[Lm had bought a new car of which he was very proud. Directly he knew how to start it up, he went down the main road to show off his new possession. Having pursued his erratic course for about 200 yards he was pulled up by the policeman on point duty. You nearly ran over those two peo- * said that official. ‘y, officer! You see, I've only just got this “What's policeman, tle,” was the answer. “Ah! A little learning is a dangerous thing!” chuckled the cultured cop, so tickled at his joke that he let the trans- gressor go free.—Buffalo Express. ee TY traveling salesmen, bound for the Pacific Coast, sat facing each { other ble in the diner of a Union Pacific train. After gazing intently at each other for a while, one said to the other in a “When I was shipwrecked, I came across a tribe of wild women who /ow tone: had no tongues.” ees “Good gracious! How could they talk?” No, no,” was the reply, “Cluks and “They couldn’t. That's what made ’em wild.”—London Mail. its." —Forbes Magazine. I" HAPPENED on Friday. The telephone rang during the noon hour. A man asked for Dr. Carl H. : : 2 Eigenmann, a scientist, at Indiana Uni- : 3 ‘ ? ' ; versity. 4 ‘ea I He was told that the doctor was at Pgh oe > y dinner. : j : ‘ “But this is very important.” : Dr. Eigenmann then answered the . ie ge t phone, and the other voice, after ex- 4 plaining that he was a freshman in the university, asked was the plural of fish, fishes or fish. Dr. Eigenmann said if one was speak- ing of specimens it was fishes. The student then said: “Then T was right. I told the waiter to ‘pass the fishes, please,” and one laughed. e. ‘ Thank you so much."—Indianapolis he: : : 5 i News. F sas Jos Loe had fourteen children, they had all been rocked in the sani cradle. One evening as Mrs. Long was rocking the fourteenth child, she said to her husband with a wan smile: “John, this cradle is pretty near wore ».” said John, s about used Then he handed Mrs. Long a $10 bill and added. “Next time ye go to town mother, git a new one—one that'll last.”—Los Angeles Times. tt “Edith says she would rather dance than eat.” “tA . ¢ “Well, she'll find a plenty of men who é ie, ‘Ee : would rather sign a dance program than ay tip a a dinner check.”—Boston Transcript. Rad » there’s the old Crimson Gulch jail,” exclaimed the man who was return- ing after a long absence. “It used to be,” corrected Cactus Joe. “Since this bootleg stuff has been circulatin” we've had to turn it into a “What! Four hats at once? You've lost your head!”—Meggendorfer hospital.” —Washington Star. Blaetter (Munich). 22 i a. ttrGneso ae comicbooks.com