Judge — July 7, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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“The girl he left behind.” —Lafayette Lyre. | stot Soliloquies of a Soph WwW" 1s 17 that fellows who swear off smoking invariably get pipes for presents? The man who is in love with himself never has cause for jealousy. Thievery nian has his'pr the countl how about s numbers who give them- It s the new hat that shows which way the wind blows. A fellow lies in a critical condition when he tells the Dean that his post-marginal cut was ¢ ‘ Yale Record. Give ea ‘Look y FRIENDS, have you heard of the | town of Nogood, On the banks of the River Slow, Where blooms the Waitawhile flower fair, | Where the Sometimeorother scents the air | And the soft Goeasys grow? It lies in the Valley of What’stheuse, | In the province of Let'erslide; ‘That tired feeling is native there; It’s the home of the reckless Idon’teare, Where the Giveitups abide. | —Lehigh Burr. Dick—It used to be that a man loved a girl because of the bread she made. Bob—And now he loves her because of the dough she’s got.—Princeton Tiger. Mastering Nature’s Forces Without the telephone “‘re- peater, the entire electrical power available on the earth would not be sufficient to make trans-continental speech com- mercially possible. The three thousand repeaters now in use on Bell System long distance lines have increased the talking range of every telephone by thousands of miles. By mak- ing possible the use of smaller gauge wires, repeaters have kept down the cost of equip- ment by millions of dollars. The repeater is only one out of scores of scientific develop- ments of equal or greater im- portance in the advancement of telephone service. Bell System progress has been a continual encounter with seemingly im- possible barriers, and a con- tinual finding of new ways to toward Better Service 0000 a ayes . “Harrisburg “BELL SYSTEM” AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED ‘COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed (0008 () sonal ats Pete Pittsbu rdh Diagram showing how the voice currents weaken in the long distance transmission and are restored by “repeaters.” overcome them. Each step in extending the range of speech has come only after years of study. Each important piece of telephone apparatus has had to be created for the need. Each working day this pioneering goes on. Nature is harnessed to a new duty and mechanical ingenuity improves the tools of service, as fast as science finds the way. Not only is the Bell System daily conducting research within its own nation-wide organiza- tion, but it is studying the dis- coveries of the whole world of science for their possible appli- cation to telephone service. Only by such eternal vigilance has the United States been given the best and cheapest telephone service in the world. Learn, coe Tact at Cognes Cee cial sited ofr: were: sae lo free. Send. fer I froept.8-190 | | 11300-3310 W.Narrieon St, Chicago, I, A NATIONAL INSTITUTION TORIES and Mysteries of the Magic East blend in this marvelous ancient f protection against evil, enemies and clementa. Thi ‘Ocean's secret vaults at ‘Old Japan yield this od Concha Pearl--wrought (nto, Antique Siiver--th fcraftsrnaa! west of Done $1.10. NERY COMPANY Indianapolis Mghand with tt. Poreigy RITEMOR STA 216 Century Building Oriental Exchange imports JBL Bar Row, Me a fete oe J 28. comicbooks.com