Judge — July 7, 1923 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Earle E. Liederman he is to-da: Gee! But It’s Great To Be Healthy Up in the morni brimming with pep. e day's work feeling r that’s what you A days are gone forever. healthy man acts. His broad chest, bre deep with oxygen purifying his blood s his very body tingles with life. His bra clear and his eyes sparkle. He has a spring to his step and a confidence to tackle anything at any time. Pity the Weakling Don't you feel sorry for thos along through life with an nd around a our in the morning a bit the day, Nobody wants a live ones that count. Strength Is Yours Wake up fellows and look the facts in the up to you right now. What do one or a dead one you'll work for them, so why choose a life of suffering and failure? Exercise will do it. By that I mean the right kind of exercise. Yes, y has It does food. into a flat-cheste brain that needs treatments to make It act about. I haven’ that body of youl broaden your shoulders, fll out your chest, and xi you the arms and legs of a real man. Meanwhile, [work on the muscles in and around your vital organs, making your heart pump rich, pure blood real pep in your old backbone. ‘This 1s I don’t prom I you doubt me, ¢ what I like. Send for My New 64-Page Book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” Tt contains fort e photographs of m: self and some of trained. Some of imploring me to help them. Look them over now you will marvel at thelr present physiques. ‘This book will prove an iinpetus and a real inspiration to you. Tt will thrill you through and through. All [ask is 10 cents to cover the cost of wrapping and mailing and it is yours to keep. This will not obligate you at all. but for the sake of your future health and happiness. do not put It off. Send to-day—right now, be! turn this page. EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3007, 305 Broadway, New York City EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3007, 305 Broadway, New York City Dear Sir:—I enclose herewith 10 cents for which you are to send me, without any obligation on my part whatever, a copy of your latest book, “Muscular Development.” (Please write or print plainly.) Name... Street, City... WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible The Blushing Bride HEY TELL us of the blushing bride, Who to the altar goes; | Down the center of the church Between the friend-filled rows. ‘There's Billy whom she motored with And Bob with whom she swam; There's Jack—she used to golf with him— And Steve who called her lamb. | There’s Ted, the football man she owned, And Don of tennis days; There’s Herbert, yes, and blond Eugene And there is Harry, high school beau, With whom she used to mush. No wonder she’s a blushing bride! Ye Gods—she ought to blush. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket. tat Dorine—Why were you so angry with Jack at the dance last night? Corine—Well, I said I was barely able to come, and— “And what? “And he said, ‘Yes, so I see.””—Mass. Ag. Squib. tae “So you've come home, have queried Blank’s wife, when he s in at three in the morning. Yes, dear, glad to see you,” admitted Blank. “I had an idea I might run across you here.”—Washington Sun Dodger. tae “Oh, I'm sorry! I sat down on your | hat!” “That's all right; I’m transferring to | Harvard next term anyway.”—Tufts Tuf-Tonic. The Beauty—I could simply die waltzing! . The _ Beast—Excuse me a minute while I speak to the orchestra leader. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. 22 Can’t Be Did HEN his visit at midnight is ended, And he stands with his hat in his While she lovingly lingers beside him, To bid him adieu and be kissed; How busy his thoughts of the future, You can bet that his thoughts do not speak s wondering how they can manage— To live on his ten bucks a week. —Lehigh Burr. WAND “Does Rose find anything to talk about?” “Not a thing. And she talks about it."—New York Mercury. Rey Frosh—I'm taking Helen out to dinner this evening. Soph—Where’d you make your reserva- tions? “Reserved two slots at the Automat.” —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. tae Eve said to Adam, “Dear, which shall I wear to the party to-night, my maple leaf or my fig leaf?” Adam said, “You'd better wear your poison iv it’s going to be a rough party.” —Arizona Who Doo. sae Jill—What kind of a line did she hand you? Jack—She was talking about her dress all the time. “Oh, sort of a clothes line!”’—Amkerst Lord Jef. tae Jim—I hear Tom got the Carnegie medal with special mention for saving a person from drowning. Jam—Yes. Why the “The person was his. wife.”— State Froth. Fas Flapper—I don’t see why they couldn't change the style without making the skirts longer. Philosopher—My dear, when one changes one’s clothes one always lowers the shades.—Harvard Lampoon. sas The girl who has a way with her generally has a man with her too.— Princeton Tiger. comicbooks.com