Judge — July 7, 1923 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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HUMAN WEAKNESSES by Walt Mason VE Muci respect for Henry Chee, I who lives across the way; he’s always ready to agree with any- thing I say. When I discuss the income tax, which is this nation’s blight, he listens, while I frantie wax, and says, “Pm sure you're right.” When at the Government T rail, at statesmen quirk and dead, he says to me, “The well known nail you're hitting on the head.” If LT denounce the weather shark who sends us rain or snow, he makes some s 1 sane remarks, such as, “Inde it’s so “There “who's goes a man,” T tell my aunt, sensible a wise; the merits of such men enchant all keen, discerning guys. -I like to have that man around, he cheers me all the time; his meditations are profound, his judgment is sublime, He views the vital things of life apprais- Iv." Tsay, “and through the city’s rouse strife he goes his tranquil way.’ “He looks to me like twenty cents,” Aunt Dinah says to me. “I have no for mushy gents who ys. will like tl who cries, ‘You're surely. off your and if you hand me further lies TM punch you in the face” There’s character in’ such a man, all follies he will shun, you'll always find him in the.van where 1 things are done.” We. James MecSkate is such a wight, his character is strong; and even when he knows I'm right he’s sure to say P'm wrong. I mect him on the public gled by the storm, and say with rain in eve t weather yet, it chills my the wind use agre hase, It is the fiere ancient blood, A hair raiser. is raw and bleak and wet, and I streaked with mud.” It makes me tired,” says James McSkate, “such piffle for to hear; I call this weather simply great, the finest of the year. You're sling sadly through your hat, your mental hinges: creak, you are too old and bald and fat to know whereof you sped It may be he’s a man of force, but him I don’t applaud; it scems to me | his work is coarse, his adjectives too | Give me a man like Henry . who says, “By jings. that’s so,” when T discuss, with ‘zestful glee, the | things Ido not know. “Fe 8 & diamond in we say of Ti 7 Tom or given to. straightforward stuff that wounds men to the quick, And lots of men profess to like these roughs of honest worth, while looking down on Pete and Mike, who meckly walk the earth. But when men run for county clerk we vote for Mike and Pete; and rebuke ‘Tom's coarse-grained work, and send him to defear. I argue these things with my aunt, and with my nicces thre and though they urge me much I ¢ 0 back on Henry Chee. So many are im- polite in all they say and do, it’s good to meet a courteous wight, who says. whiz, that’s true! It may betoken strength of mind to say, “You're full of curds,” but give me, in this mundane grind, the man of pleasant words. Ree the roug! Dick, who's we n't men Hot Weather Suggestions by Robert C. O’Brien V Tear as few clothes as | Of course | f you will be expected to keep |= And be cz rememby mucan’Lget it. Always try new hooch on the cat. If the cat dies, drink the stuff anyway and get anew cat. Take a chance —Steve Brodie did. Sleep three or four hours every afternoon, If this in- terferes with work, give up work. Spread as much cheer as possible. If you see a person overcome with heat run up and tell him a funny story or anecdote. Drink plenty of water and anything else you can get. Call on any friends’ who have a habit of treating you coolly. Think of last winter. Associate only with eski- mos. An eskimo valet, but- ler or cook cools the temper- ature of a house considerably Keep the head in cold wate Sleep in the ice box. Insult a policeman and let him knock you cold. within the law. ful of poison iv there’sno plac 21 A danger signal — tender and bleeding gums EALTHY teeth cannot live in diseased tissue, Gums tainted with Pyorrhea are ‘dangerously dis eased, For not only are the teeth affected, but Pyorrhea germs seep into the body, lower its vitality and cause many ills Pyorrhea begins with tender and ‘Then the gums re- rai the system of the poisonous germs that breed in pockets about them. Four out of five people over forty have this disease. But you neednothaveit. Visit your dentist often for teeth and gum inspec- tion. And keep Pyorrhea away by using Forhan's For the Gums Forhan’s For the Gums will prevent Pyorrhea—or check its | progress — if used in time and used consistently, Ordinary dentifrices cannot do this. For- han’s keeps the gums hard and healthy, the teeth white and clean. 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