Judge — May 26, 1923 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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The Tortoise and the Hare by O. D. Dackroll, U. of Utah *24 f igs truggle was over and the victory was complete. His was no transient, hemeral triumph which, like the glory of Alexander the Great, would perish and e him desolate. His was a conquest at would endure forever, until the dis- ry of perpetual motion; until Darwin's link is no longer missing; more than that, ntil the comprehension of the Fourth Di- ension, And the spoils of War! A flood of pride of achievement swept over him, like a great ave of H,O. The prize that he had gained had been sought for by all. He was the cynosure of all eyes. He was an object of congratulated by some big-hearted ers, maliciously ignored by others, and tterly maligned by the smaller souls. In- upon two occasions, a sanguinary ife, guided by a hand maddened with and defe flashed through ness, searching hungrily for his sh, His thoughts turned to her whom he had won by this desperate contest. Her surren- r had been so infinitely sweet, so trust- fully complete. She was his, and she had riven herself, in the hour when he thought 1 was lost, without a word of self-reproach or the anguish she had caused him, but the imperious attitude acknowledges a man who has proved him- self Great G agony he had e amis! Worthy Cawdor! The perienced in those days when his cause seemed hopeless, when many othens were fighting for her favor he seemed one of the smallest of the least. She had coquetted maddeningly with some admirers. Some she led on, holding herself magnificently aloof, but ever seem ing to promise immediate capitulation. To ers she had been kind, with a kindness that was merely dry husks to their insati- able longing. Still others she had spurned royally, as unfit for her imperial considera- tion. But to him—to him she was indif- ferent, with a calm seemingly unfeigned indifference that wounded deeper than the unkindest cut. But now she had yielded. She was his own. And as he thought of the glory of her, all the hemoglobin in his body rushed to his head and his osseous tissue turned to cartilage. They were one. They would work together. She would be his fortune and he would exalt her before the world. He was her master. More than that, he was a master of men. Had he not conquered in- organic chemistry ? ree The Song of the Seasons by J. K. Matter, Carnegie Tech. °24 pring (HE sun is warm e’en at the dawn The wind is whispering in the t e grass is verdant on the lawn. ‘s time to put on B. V. D's. Summer The sun is hot e’en at its setting. s not a sign of friendly bree Why, oh, why, should I be fretting Thank God. I have on B. V. D.’s! Autumn un is cool e’en at high noon, dreary wind blows through the trees Snow storms will be upon us soon Son, lay away your B. V. D.’s! The Winter The sun is cold all through the day, And wintry blas:s do shake All muffled up I wend my w. And quail to think of B. V. D. OVERFLOW OF THE COLLEGE WITS CONIES?D Three Kinds by R. J. Sloan, Jr., Cornell CAREFUL research carried on by col- lege men all over the country has conclusively shown that there are only three kinds of girls: Those who are going to set the world on fire, those who ure going to reform the world, and those who are going to let her hang’as she is. The last mentioned group are those who were meant when one used to say, “To the Ladies, God bless them.” Drawn by M. Marauenite Kreps, Radelitte The flapper and her co-flop, the flipper. se To a Botany Course Wallace X. Ravles, U. of Colorado ‘26 > SYCHOLOGY is horrible, And Latin is, too; But I sure plucked a grape fruit When I registered for you. Vrawn by LYNN Wako, Columbia * “I was in a dilemma last night. “That’s nothing, my dear. I’m going to be out in a Stutz all afternoon.” A Song of Sport by We A. Dyer, Jr, Brown U.*24 you haven't got a pocket full of money, Full of m Though your football is of great scholastic fame, ‘h’lastic fame, h to go through college, it If you wi funny, Very funny, But you'll have to “shake a bye-bye” to the game, “Bye-bye, Although other # tuition, If in monetary matters you are short, Rather short, Football scarcely is a paying proposition, Proposition Do not waste your time in college at a sport! ms furnish your If upon your own finances you resort, You resort, Do not waste your time in college at a sport! Even though he works like thunder all the season, ‘All the s If an athlete receiv Recomp It’s considered bad for some unearthly rea- son, ASOr Ss a recompense, : ‘Earthly reason, Yet dramatics yield an income that’s im- mens Quite immense; Pretty profits from prosaic publications, Publications, Sager editors can easily extort, Can extort, Even prom. committees reap remunerations, ’Munerations, te your time in college at a Do not sport! If you’re counting on yourself for your support, Your support, Do not waste your time in college at a sport! eee} Careful, Little Miss! by Alfred 11. Rosenberg, U. of Pennsyleania * I E took her to the prom that night, ‘And so began | rrowed plight. He asked her for one kiss, you see, And that she gave to him with glee. But when he brought her to the door. He begged of her for just one more. The rest you'd guess as well as might, For he went sprawling down one flight, Now hint you, courteous brothers all, Don’t ask too much and get a fall. So when she lets you kiss her cheek y good night, and your home then or then you'd have a friend, you si And the kiss too—sweet memory! te, HE girl stood on the burning de (I think her name w Minnie.) And as the flames played round her feet She shook a wicked shimmy. James A, Caufield '26, St. Vincent (Beatty). tae Phe Difference by William C. Conradi, Towa State Teachers’ Ari Student—What's the difference be- tween an art student and a chemistry student? Chemistry Student—You mean one paints flowers and the other analyzes their per- fume No; an art student enjoys the moonshine on the campus with a fa -ed, while the chemistr tudent enjoy in a basement with the shades pulled down.” comicbooks.com