Judge — May 26, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

oy Juar are the duties of the chaplain in Congr “Well, he gives the Congressional body the once every morning, and then prays that the country may survive.” tt over Nancy—Jedge, man. udge sah, I's don’ cum fer a devorce, fum mah On what grounds, madam? “Fer infidelity, sah.” “Infidelity? Who is the other woman in the case? “Other woman, sah? Dey ain't no other woman, but ouah prechah don’ tol’ me mah man am a infidel.” SOS Stranger (in Hollywood)—Do you live here? Film Star—No, but this is where I get my male. “Strange that Mrs. Charm seldom fusses with her hair!” “Well, she wears no rings!” 6 nat did you realize from the sale of your oil stock?” W “TL realized that there is one of us born every minute.” Teacher—Why, Willie! Such dirty hands! Who brought you up? Willie—De coal man, in his wagon, am. 4 A flirt is a girl who carefully shuts her eyes to her past. opens them for the present, and carelessly opens and shuts them for her future. ttt “IT hear Jhones intends to dispose of his famous collection of old china.” “Yes—it’s going under the hammer to-morrow.”