Judge — May 26, 1923 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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To the Girl by Edwin W’. Cruttenden, Colgate U. °23 HE ripples in your soft, black hair Recall to me a little stream Where as a child I used to play And think the ripples but a dream. One night upon a moonlit lake You held your velvet lips to mine. The fragrant sweetness of their touch Aroused me like a fairy wine. Ithy crimson of your cheeks And eyes the softest shade of blue— Perf, ons all, which make me doubt That such perfection could be true. The h For hairdressers are versed on waves, And you, perhaps, on rouge and creams, I do not’ care—I quite approve, For you, at least, make true my dreams. ee Campus Vignettes by D. R. Young, Jr., Oregon A HE soft flap-flap of one galosh against the other. The swish-swish of a silk skirt against woolen stockings. The snap- snap of the impact of gum between firm white molars. A general clanking of vari- ous articles in a grain leather vanity case. A gold-mounted fountain pen describing graceful arcs at the end of a long moire ribbon. A co-ed has just passed by. The thump-thump of heavy English ox- fords. overlong The brush-brush of the cuffs of an pair of baggy trousers on the The flap-flap of a knee-length puffer, The jangle of one thin dime against its mate. The rasp-rasp of a vaga- bond hat against its owner's eyebrows. An Ed. joins her. sae Desire by Gerald Edwards, Hiram College °26 ups my desire while yet the stars do shine, While roses bloom and all the world is gay, God grant that you may place your cheek to mine And reign my queen forever and a day. Tis my desire to build a castle grand Wherein your life may ever happy be, And hours shall not be measured with the sand, Where you shall dwell eternally with me Vain wish! Desire to be granted by the stars! Ye:, shall we not be happy in our bliss? When Time alone our dream destroys and mars We'll know the joy of living in—one kiss! tae The Blemish by Ray Law, Stanford '23 N odd contrast—neo-feminine sub deb emerging from the doorway of an old colonial mansion. She is dressed for slaugh- ter. The skin they all love to touch is powdered invisibly but effectively with a dull magenta powder which reeks of Paris. The lips are as red as if freshly kissed. “Per- fection,” you would say, at first glance. But you do not know her. Besides there is a small round hole in a vital part of her stocking. sae “Where’s your roommate?” “Well, if the ice is as thick as he thinks ¢ is skating. If it's as thin as I is he’s swimming. S.W. Zerman, Rutgers "26. sae it i think it Dumb—How do you get down off a camel? Belle—You don’t get down off a camel! You get it off a duck! Walter B. B. Wolfe, Washington U., St. Louis "24. wae Young Wife—If this is an all wool rug why is it labeled “cotton?” Salesman—In order to fool the moth John L. Adams, U. of Missouri ’: \\ SN 453) | TS = z $—F == oe < PS a | “Yep, it’s accordin’ to broadcasted styles from Paris. on th’ hat? And the doo-dad It must ’a’ been th’ static.” 22 What Ho! without an introduction that don’t know how to beh A™ y visit her c brother who still lived the at the door by a small boy presumed to be her nephew. she I Am a College Man! by A. M. Coon, Cornell ’25 WVHAT Ho! Tam a college man! I've nothing else to do But waste my time for four gay years, And waste Dad’s money, too. Why, study is unknown to me— My days are spent in sleep I dissipate the whole night long, Nor earn my board and keep. porty car of red, s do I attend, I take the chorus ladies out They help Dad’s coin to’ spend. Wood aleohol’s my favorite drink; In petting lies my fun; I forge full many a bogus check What? Morals? I have none! Why do I do such foolish things? » and reason ban ; t's what folks expect of me, For I'm a college man. * Platitudinous Disillusionment William Grant Lewi, Jr., Hamilton "2; ] MET 8 fair-haired little sir! Whose tresses weren't golden glow; She didn’t have a little curl, So that’s a rhyme that will’not so. She didn’t make my senses whirl As fair-haired girls are prone to do; Her teeth were not like rows of pearl, Nor were her eyes twin seas of dew. There’s only one thing more to si} I married her the other day erry fellows in “Are the your school dem- ocratic 2?” They won't even meet a train “Lord, no! Northeutt Ely, Stanford "24. *. HE teacher had asked the meaning of the word “mop.” The climax of a period of great restraint, on the part of little Ikey, teacher a mop is a big crowd, ave. Albert Margolis, N. Y. U. 2. Rr Cannibal King—Have you put those two poker fiends over the fire yet? Servant—Yes, my lord, and as I did not want them to be done too quickly I raised their pot. John D, Van Amburgh, Colgate "25. Bae I never have to hurry When driving with Mae Mumps; A flat tire is no worry— She always wears her pumps. D. R. Young, Jr., Oregon Ag. '23. sae Pung—And what do you think of Mah Jongg? Chow—Oh, she’s about like all these house mothers. Phil Newill, Stanford '24. sat returning home from an. eight- journ in Europe, decided to re- ildhood home to see her married She was met whom she rightly “Who are you?” he demanded. “Tam your aunt on your father’s side,” explained. “Well, you can come in,” he said, “but if there’s'a row, you'll find you're on the wrong side!"—Yale Record. sae Customer—Che Waiter—Naw, Slovak.—Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. sae “He told us to show the visiting bishop a little respect.” “And did you?” Ay—as ‘ittle as possible.”—California Pelican.