Judge — May 26, 1923 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Becker Simple Vacation Hints by Richard S. Wallace Ww the summer vacation season upon us it is fitting and proper to rehearse once more the annual admoni- tions pertaining to camping and summer resort ethics. To assist our readers in getting the maximum of enjoyment from their summer wanderings we have tabulated below some of the more v problems and afflictions which beset the average ist and have appended some ¢€ e on their avoidance or alley Drown Subject self sink quietly down until feet touch the bottom of the lake or ocean. Being now on a firm footing the patient may run as fast as possible to the shore. Poison Ivy, method of detection: Cautiously approach the spot selected for the party and dig up some of the foliage for home analysis. Add a tea- spoonful of domino salt, butter the size should let him- Sats “That's what I think of you!” of a walnut and sit in a pan to ¢ If patient itches and hands burn the next day, be fairly certain the vicinity in question is not safe. Be sure the hands burn, however, as the other symptom is not conclusive of poison ivy. Sunstroke: Lay the patient ‘out and apply hot compresses. _ If sufficiently well juainted remc some of the clothing. Not contagious. Administer stimulants. Snake Bite: Kill the snake. After sundown prepare a course dinner and offer it to patient. If refused, eat it yourself. Cut off affected parts of anatomy and bathe once a week. Patient should be quarantined and vaccinated. Administer stimulants. Struck by Lightning: If the object struck is human there is always hope. If only a tree or barn, nothing special can be done. In first case dash chloro- form in face to insure a comfortable night. Mix a quart of raisins with three quarts of water; add synthetic alcohol 16 to taste and yeast to mash and let stand until the police arrive. Protect all re- maining parts of the body, ignoring the affected members, as lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Ad- minister stimulants, Moonstruck: Almost hopeless. Cut down the swing, board up the summer- house, lock the canoe and hide the “Indian Love Lyrics.” Patient should be isolated. Mad Dog: Don’t use force. Be gentle and try to reason him out of it. tae The Song I breathed a song into the air. The static on that night was fair: And folks picked up my song, I see, In Keokuk and Kankakee. eee Tom—Hello, Dick! been for the past year? Dick—I have been in a long distance dance contest. Where have you