Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Etiquette for Chaperons without whistling, because " a, A she might stumble over a by Les Conklin, Columbia '23 couple in the midst of a five- minute clinch. A guest should always pay the greate: nd deference to ac ron. Then he will be able to borrow money from her for taxicab fares if ne HERE no need for a chaperon to ar- rive at the dance before eleven o'clock, because as a rule non» of the guests are intoxicated before that time. A chaperon is supposed to be married, but this rule may be side- ed by Sry jing a _ If any of the guests be- widow. Itis ¢CoMe_too intoxicated to stand vnwise to UP, it is the duty of the choose a wo- Chaperon to ry them out man who is 8 a_ stretcher and place mans eyed, them in a neat pile because the A chaperon can sily es- buesta donot tablish friendly relations Foes s Cheth, With the other members of er she is the party by doing various fooKing At. errands to make herself use- them or at ful. When camping out, for tnempody on instance, she should collect the ether Wood for the camp fire and side of the leave. the others to their own 5 devices. building ing ON @ canoe party, she aroomsimul- Should sit in the bow and taneously, it Keep a sharp lookout for shows good “anger ahead. If there is Drawn by Joun C. Williams breeding S"¥, danger astern she can «Constantinople has never been known as the Pa when a girl stands aside until the chaperon has . ; passed out. Lelia as an Inspiration one day, I could write no more poems about quickly stop it by upsetting the canoe. of men’s fashions, but you'll have to admit that the terrible Turk has scored one.” It also shows nae Lelia. : : good sense. by J.W. Blair, Yale She had fallen in love with me. Drawn by MABEL McKuwsin, , Etiquette ~ WAS a poet. I wrote hexameters and Rey Stanford. * ; demands that trochees and dactyls and ballades about Hunch by Cart Suour, Sta a chaperon the things that pass, love, the beauties of N Y pin is gone! ford "24 ; alw be- the world, and dreams Mshe'worked too fast. “Open the window or have with Then I met Lelia. That spoiled it. But she got stung, I'll play this damn thing!” dignity in I had managed to describe, I flattered That pin is bra: the presence myself, hair, ivory, roses, and eyes. My Edna M. Traylor, U. of Denver '23. ‘ of younger typewriter had people. For instance, it would never do pounded trium- for her to take a drink while anybody was phant ditties de- looking. ; picting Helen of Her duties with regard to the flappers Troy, Isolda of are to check their corsets for them, supply Brittany, Elaine of m with fresh hair nets whenever nec Astolot, and Mary and to take care that none of them of Hollywood. get more than six or seven drink But I found my She should never enter a dark alcove typewriter would Drawn by KeNNetu Fe! anford * Hunch by Cart Suovr, Stanford "24. She—Oh, John! 7 jp * He—Well, what's the matter? f : x “I just happened to think—do you realize that wes Mrs. f im X De Puyster we just hit?” “That's all right. I warned her... told her we'd prob- ably run across her this afternoon.” sulk, or go on word Professor of Psychology—Someone give when I tried to ri me a good example of an illusion, I The old poems Henry (thoughtfully)—I woke up this insignificant, ‘and Lelis > morning, Professor, thinking it was early, fired my poetic ardo: but it was late. (if I may mix the metaphor) Clyde H. Dula, Trinity, Durham. us balked. wastebasket over- s very sad. In despair I began to write = of my inability to write. The ~ = a ‘ broken-hearted ditties of a broken-hearted (and broke) poet began to win me fame. Then it happened. Drawn by Davww C. VaNce, Austin College ‘26. Oh! If Lelia had become Sam (after half a day’s hunt)—Boy, we've been Ctoss-ey ad om had started huntin’ for half a day and ain't seen no panthers jy pellume or Sang, o A by had started wearing ugly yet. I don’t believe there’s none here. dresses or bobbed hair—TI ots er George— Course dey ain't, I made sure of dat would have forgiven her. Willie—Hello, Pop! How the devil befo’ we came. But it was worse. Ifound, are you? 19 Drawn by Gene Purvy, U. of Washins comicbooks.com