Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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The Best Spring Fiction by Harold N. Swanson, Grinnell '23 + OW listen, Mary, I waited there for an hour—at least! nally the janitor came along and started to lock up the place. I couldn't have waited all night for you, could I?” “I'd like to have an excuse for Frid morning, Dean. My head hurt so that I had to have a doctor. ‘ heart—” just got to clear out. I hate to go now—especially since I've got almost all the chips but I've just got to meet my girl at the library.” “Our team put up a mighty good fight, anyway. “I waited over an hour for that reserve book, Pro- fessor, but couldn't even get near enough to the librarian’s desk to sign for it.” wther thinks he can get along with just two cars this ar, but I said to him: wther, don’t realize that— “No! What should I want with your old knitted tie? I don’t be- lieve you ever had one Why, > put “You ought to have the landlady I've got. man, when I come home drunk she even helps me in bed. That's what a good woman she i Sweetheart! You know you are the only one— why do you say such things?” * “Your form is not so good,” remarked the golf Pro as he saw his fair pupil in knickers for the first time. E. B. Field, Vanderbilt U. ae Drawn by P. B. GuRNeY, Cornell Hunch by A. M. Coon, Cornell The Eternal Triangle. ecS WER? Drawn by FR Stanford "24. Hunch by AwT Braco, Stanford "24. » FISHER, New Notes by C. Gordon Pierce, McGill °23 HERE are two kinds of college profes- sors; those who are popular with the students and those that call the roll. The construction of a seven-story build- ing at the University of Toronto was done, no doubt, in the interest of higher education. The career of many a col- lege athlete resembles noth- Introducing Miss Smyrtle, reputed to have the most beautiful mouth and chin in Triplitz County, Vt. ag Inclination Young Wife—If this is an all wool rug why is it labeled Sulesman—In order to fool the moths. John L. Adams, U. of Missouri '23. ing so much as a banque just one course after another. It is reported that a prom- inent New York sportsn is arranging to bring the House of David baseball team to the Metropol City as a means of promot- ing interest in the game of “Beaver.” Lord Byron once said “Beautiful women should not eat.” Numerous college stu- dents receive, with great a nation, these words of wi om. The British Labor member who recently used such un- parliamentary language in the House of Commons h an apology to make states that he thought he was in the House of Lords. The Seniors of Dartmouth College have expressed an opinion in favor of the aboli- tion of the ancient custom of wearing gowns. Most of them prefer the more con- ventional pyjama. Those _in charge of the Cornell Toboggan Club have been severely criticized. It is common knowledge that they have been letting things slide. “Some of the greatest dis- coveries,” say: 1 college profe: the result of scientist never can what he’s liable to run into. ry “She is certainly stun- aid the chap who had slap on the jaw. Burleson, U. of Oklahoma '23. Drawn by Frep Fisner, Stanford Hunch by Cart Suovr, tanford Western Union. 18 (With apologies to “Unele Walt”) r Sterenson, Jr., by C. Fa Westminster had my fill of Math. nd Greek, I want a little ptch”; I'd like to lay off and speed up life a notch. My English is cor- rect and pure, I never ma a break; and of my Fren I'm very sure; but still r have to say things right. I'd like to sl a line that's tough, though bright, and show my Bowery wit. Instead of reading Thackeray I want to read Whizbang. “King Lea is great,” the profs. all say, but I don’t give a hang. I much prefer “The Sheik” instead, and I will s' . The Spectator is Police G is good, and ; acid test; perhaps because my head is wood I like the Follies best. I'm filled up on this classic dope, y taste in art I'm 2 I'll b tt “George is a young man. “Yeah, I'm not going to lend him another cent.” Gilbert Heimberg, Washing- ton U., St. Louis ’22. Hott “T've a drag with the prof.,” little Jack Horner, m smoking with him On the varsity corner.” R. Young, Jr. Oregon Ag. promising comicbooks.com